Only in Canada!

> >1. Only in CANADA ......can a pizza get to
> >your house faster than an ambulance.
> >2. Only in CANADA ......are there handicap parking
> places in front of a
> >skating rink.
> >3. Only in CANADA......do drugstores make the sick
> walk all the way to the
> >back of the store to get their prescriptions while
> healthy people can buy
> >cigarettes at the front.
> >4. Only in CANADA......do people order double
> cheeseburgers, large fries,
> >and a diet coke.
> >5. Only in CANADA......do banks leave both doors
> open and then chain the
> >pens to the counters.
> >6. Only inCANADA ......do we leave cars worth
> thousands of dollars in the
> >driveway and put our useless junk in the
> >garage.
> >7. Only in CANADA......do we use answering
> machines to screen calls and
> >then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
> someone we didn't want
> >to talk to in the first place.
> >8. Only in CANADA......do we buy hot dogs in
> packages of ten and buns in
> >packages of eight.
> >9. Only in .CANADA.....do we use the word
> 'politics' to describe the
> >process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
> 'tics' meaning
> >'bloodsucking creatures'.
> >10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
> machines with Braille
> >lettering.
> >

We have most of those things here in the US, too. You're not alone in the land of ridiculousness.