Politically Correct Cats

Got this gem in an email today...

Politically Correct Cats

My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.
My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.
My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.
My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.
My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.
My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.
My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).

I like those. My Trent is definitely "attention deprived" at least in his mind!

Skin ventilator? Mine do a good job, because I'm very well ventilated, mostly from being a launching pad!

Those are really good, Deb!

Originally posted by Deb25
My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.

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Mine love water - they stick there head under running faucets.

Merlin is a pest, no 2 ways about it!