Dear Puff,
Please note that meowmie does not like it when you run from the bedroom to the kitchen and attack her feet. Nor is it nice to bite them. Also note that if you want on meowmie or grand meowmies lap there is no need to dig your dewclaws into our leg or back. In the future please lightly pat to get our attention. It is much cuter and we will promise to pick you up and give lots of pets and treats. Also note that if you continue to race from the bedroom to your cat tree and jump that you will eventually slide right over it and hit the wall. We here at the ___ residence strive to provide the best kitty home possible. But safety is first and foremost and if you continue to take unnecessary risks we will be forced to re-home your cat tree.
Thank you for your prompt attention to these matters,
Meowmie
Please note that meowmie does not like it when you run from the bedroom to the kitchen and attack her feet. Nor is it nice to bite them. Also note that if you want on meowmie or grand meowmies lap there is no need to dig your dewclaws into our leg or back. In the future please lightly pat to get our attention. It is much cuter and we will promise to pick you up and give lots of pets and treats. Also note that if you continue to race from the bedroom to your cat tree and jump that you will eventually slide right over it and hit the wall. We here at the ___ residence strive to provide the best kitty home possible. But safety is first and foremost and if you continue to take unnecessary risks we will be forced to re-home your cat tree.
Thank you for your prompt attention to these matters,
Meowmie
