Bumper Stickers for Ladies

> >SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
> >
> >COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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> >DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
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> >I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
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> >WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
> >
> >OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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> >DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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> >ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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> >I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.
> >
> >HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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> >DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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> >And my absolute favorite! : )
> >
> >IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.


(grrrrr!!!)

LOL

WARNING: I HAVE PMS AND A GUN. DON'T MESS WITH ME.

49% NAUGHTY 51% NICE. DON'T PUSH IT.

Love those Ady!

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

I need to print that on poster board to hold up when my self-centered co-worker starts her complaining.

One funny slogan for a shirt:
OBJECTS IN THIS SHIRT ARE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR.