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> One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
> classroom.The teacher was
> going
> to explain evolution to the children. The teacher
> asked a little boy:
> TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
> TOMMY: Yes.
> TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
> TOMMY: Yes.
> TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can
> see the sky.
> TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes,
> I saw the sky.
> TEACHER: Did you see God?
> TOMMY: No.
> TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because
> he isn't there. He
> doesn't exist.
> A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy
> some questions. The
> teacher
> agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
> LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
> TOMMY: Yes.
> LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
> TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by
> this time).
> LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
> TOMMY: Yessssss
> LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
> TOMMY: Yes
> LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
> TOMMY: No
> LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught
> today in school, she
> must
> not have one!
 
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