One day this guy, who's been stranded on all alone on a desert island for
10 years, is sitting out on the beach when a beautiful woman wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear suddenly emerges from the surf.
She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since
you'vehad a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says.
She unzips a waterproof pocket and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He
takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,
"Oh, that's good!"
Then the woman asks, "How long has it been sice you've had a drink?"
Trembling, the man says, "Ten long years!"
The woman unzips her waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, pulls out a
flask and gives it to him. The man takes a long swig and says, "Man, that's
sweet!"
The woman then starts slowley unzipping the front of her wet suit, looks at
him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played
around?"
The man, whith tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet mother of God! Don't
tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"
10 years, is sitting out on the beach when a beautiful woman wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear suddenly emerges from the surf.
She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since
you'vehad a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says.
She unzips a waterproof pocket and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He
takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,
"Oh, that's good!"
Then the woman asks, "How long has it been sice you've had a drink?"
Trembling, the man says, "Ten long years!"
The woman unzips her waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, pulls out a
flask and gives it to him. The man takes a long swig and says, "Man, that's
sweet!"
The woman then starts slowley unzipping the front of her wet suit, looks at
him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played
around?"
The man, whith tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet mother of God! Don't
tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"
