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Some of these will make you think!

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look up there anyway?

9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

10. What do you call male ballerinas?

11. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

12. Why ARE Trix only for kids?

13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?

14. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

17. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
him, is he still wrong?

18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell
you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

19. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

20. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

21. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? I hear you trying to sing lol

22. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

23. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
post #2 of 8
Those are great. LOL I do have a part to add to #21, though...

Why is it Mozart is considered one of the finest composers of all time, but gets no credit for his most famous song? (Mozart did write the tune for Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet Song.)
post #3 of 8
Those are great! I love stuff like that...
post #4 of 8
Oh yes... I HAD to sing it....... :laughing2: and number 22 cracked me up!!! :LOL: :LOL: :laughing: :LOL: :LOL:
post #5 of 8
Yup - also sang it! LOL those were great!
post #6 of 8
Those were great!

And yes....another singer here amongst you.
post #7 of 8
That really brightened up my day and yes, I sang the song.
post #8 of 8
I noticed the tune to the alphabet and twinkle, twinkle just the other day when I thought my son was singing the alphabet and my nanny thought he was singing twinkle, twinkle.

Other thoughts...why do cats demand to be let in the door and then sit undecided as to whether to go in or not once its opened?

Once they are in, why do they immediately want to go out again?

Why do we constantly jump up from the sofa to do the above?

Suggestions anyone?

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