Dude, since when was the local news "real news"? Everytime I see 19actionnews' "Everywhere" theme thing, I laugh soooo hard. Like, the graphic with that creepy whispered "everywhere" voice-over... and then they talk about say, Bratenahl or Bay Village or something. Maybe Akron. Everywhere? Are you there 19ActionNews, it's me Margaret!
Did you see the Daily Show segment making fun of Carl Monday?
Sorry to hijack...
I get sick of the celebrity news too. I hardly watch the news anymore, I just go online that way I can skip right over everything that isn't more than gossip. But there are lots and lots and lots of people who really DO care about Brangelina and Bennifer and "that guy from that one movie" and "that girl who used to model". My dad's one of them, it's scary, he talks about them like they're my cousins or something.