San Diego, California
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
" This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
Hehehehilda>^..^<
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
" This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
Hehehehilda>^..^<
