This could be fun!

Okay, I got an idea of telling cat related anecdotes!
If you know any, put it here!Or invent it youself!!!
I came up with this one:
"Who kills the cat let him keep the mice."

katmintti, do you mean a proverb or quotation about cats?

I like this one: "The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron." --George Will

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this." --Unknown

"Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own." --John Dingman

yep!I mean proverbs!Those were good!
"cats loves fish but would not wet their paws"

After getting to know my kitties, I came up with the one in my signature:

"If cats weren't meant to be spoiled, they wouldn't insist on it."

"Curiosity killed the cat, Satisfaction brought it back!" - English Proverb

"Cats, flies and women are ever at their toilets" - French Proverb

"The cat was created when the lion sneezed" - Arabian Proverb

"Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?" - Irish Saying

Good ones!
"The rich and cats allways land on their feet"
"It´s so dark that black cat can´t see to make a :censor::censor::censor::censor:" Chinese proverb