Things that get dogs aggravated

I haven't had the pleasure of owning a dog for awhile now..... but these peeves ring true...lol.



Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.
HELLO I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!


3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!


5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. Let's all celebrate your wonderful achievement!


7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! Yeah, let's clip your stuff and see if you want to go back.


8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?


10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.




Now lay off me on some of these things,
We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???




EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!

That's a cute list, and so true. I think I'd add, "Getting upset when we sniff other dogs' (or cats') backsides, or take a taste of horse/sheep/cow dung."

That is funny, I had not seen that one before!
Thanks for posting it!

I love it!!

lmao!! so true, so very true!!

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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I could see my dog saying this! She looks at me like I'm stupid when I make her do the nose balancing trick!

Very cute. Also missing: Bobbing for kitty crunchies in the litter box.

OMG Snowball says, "WOOF WOOF"

those are so cute

Originally Posted by Kai Bengals

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

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I think they just do that anyway - Max never lets me put any of that stuff in their hair! Maybe they used to chew stuff because they knew I was thinking about it!

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. Let's all celebrate your wonderful achievement!

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I saw a girl do this to her dog at the river the other day. She snickered, and her poor dog was looking around everywhere - such a mix of anticipation and confusion on its face. I told her off - I think that's a nasty thing to do to a dog. Poor thing - it gets one pleasure and she teases him with it. I really dislike people who tease animals.