Why Canadians are tired all the time. -Joke

sibohan2005

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WHY I'M TIRED ALL THE TIME !!!!

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not
enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up,
poor blood or anything else I could think of. Now I've found out the real
reason I'm tired -- because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of Canada is 30 million.

11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the work.

There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do
the work.

Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government,
leaving 10.5 million to do the work.

1 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing
Terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial
and City Governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.

At any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving
2,024,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on
Employment Insurance or Welfare.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer,
reading jokes.

Nice, real nice.
 

renny

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Well...i fall into the employed by the government....so I don't have to do any work!! WOOOHOOOO
 

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That's too funny! I'll have to send that one to my best friends dad. He's from canada
 
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