The Invisible Wall!

I'm in the bedroom watching tv and surfing TCS and decided to go get a drink. Well, as I'm walking in the kitchen I ran into the "invisible wall"
SOMEONE dropped a bomb! I have NEVER in my life smelled something so horrid in my life!
So I grab a can of air freshener and empty about a quarter of the can then walking back to the bedroom I turn on the ScentStories on the highest settings

Just when I think it's safe, I walk into the bedroom and find "The Wall" again!

DH had Taco Bell for lunch and chinese for dinner! Someone help me.... please?

I think I'd be sleeping on the couch... or at least making him!

If there were a smilie for running around like a crazy person then puking, I would soooo use it.

Not a good combo. Somebody's gonna be having a mexican/chinese/takeout baby in a couple hours.

Get out the coffee beans, and keep them under your nose.

I think next year for Christmas i should send you some Beano and some GasX to give to your hubby

Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom

If there were a smilie for running around like a crazy person then puking, I would soooo use it.

Not a good combo. Somebody's gonna be having a mexican/chinese/takeout baby in a couple hours.

Get out the coffee beans, and keep them under your nose.

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Oh my gosh, you had me rolling!!!! You are too funny!

Originally Posted by babyharley

I think I'd be sleeping on the couch... or at least making him!

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I would but it's too close to the litterbox! I think I'm gonna go get a Glade Plug In from the bathroom (since it's obviously not need in there at the moment) and plug it in on DH's side of the bed... I'd burn incense, but I'm afraid to light a fire

Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom

If there were a smilie for running around like a crazy person then puking, I would soooo use it.

Not a good combo. Somebody's gonna be having a mexican/chinese/takeout baby in a couple hours.

Get out the coffee beans, and keep them under your nose.

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I do NOT wanna be around for THAT!
It makes me wonder if one of the brats had a bite of his burrito this afternoon... lord I think the bathroom at the gas station would be better right now

Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

I think next year for Christmas i should send you some Beano and some GasX to give to your hubby

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It's a toxic situation right now I am seriously scared to move the blankets

That's it, you're surrounded...

Just beware the lethal DUTCH OVEN

Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

It's a toxic situation right now

I am seriously scared to move the blankets

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Your hubby sounds like Colin after he has a few bean burritos

Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom

That's it, you're surrounded...

Just beware the lethal DUTCH OVEN

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I'm happy he's asleep... otherwise he'd be giggling about it and doing "The Wave"

Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

Your hubby sounds like Colin after he has a few bean burritos

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Nikki, maybe we should feed them some Taco Bell and have them battle it out? Or WE should eat Taco Bell and give them a taste of thier own medicine

Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

I'm happy he's asleep... otherwise he'd be giggling about it and doing "The Wave"


Nikki, maybe we should feed them some Taco Bell and have them battle it out?

Or WE should eat Taco Bell and give them a taste of thier own medicine

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Do it. My ex and I once had a farting contest (I never claimed to be particularly ladylike, now did I?) in the dorms, and I won because he was going to puke and made me stop. Then he bragged to his friends that he had a farting contest with his girlfriend.

You'd be suprised how much "girl-fart" can turn a guys stomach. And then he'd appreciate what he's doing to you now.

Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

Oh my gosh, you had me rolling!!!!

You are too funny!

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Thanks. But I think the kudos go to DixieDarlin's husband...

Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom

Do it. My ex and I once had a farting contest (I never claimed to be particularly ladylike, now did I?) in the dorms, and I won because he was going to puke and made me stop. Then he bragged to his friends that he had a farting contest with his girlfriend.

You'd be suprised how much "girl-fart" can turn a guys stomach. And then he'd appreciate what he's doing to you now.

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I can take pride in the fact that I've made a few of my male friends gag myself
I also taught my son's how to make themself burp...

Be happy he didn't give you a wonderful dutch oven!!!

Originally Posted by SillyJilly

Be happy he didn't give you a wonderful dutch oven!!!

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Oh he would if he was awake!

He'd be on the couch!!!!

Originally Posted by crittermom

He'd be on the couch!!!!

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Oh he came close to be put out in the shed

It would be so much nicer if they would just warn you rather than letting you run into the eye watering stench.

Duke does that somtimes and at my parents house it is normally my Brother that drops the bomb

Originally Posted by Sibohan2005

It would be so much nicer if they would just warn you rather than letting you run into the eye watering stench.

Duke does that somtimes and at my parents house it is normally my Brother that drops the bomb

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I live with ALL males... the dog, cats, kids, and husband.... And people wonder why I have so many air fresheners?