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Everything has a gender

post #1 of 17
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My dad just sent me this and I thought it was pretty funny



You may not know this, but many nonliving things have a gender.

Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. They are effective
reproductive devices if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it sometimes goes bald and it
can easily become over-inflated.

A Water Faucet
is Female, because it can turn hot or
cold in just a matter of moments.

A Safety Pin
is Male, because it is often useful in an emergency.

A Foreign Movie
is Female, because it is not always
completely understood.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

are Male, because scratching is important
to them.

A Web Page
is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.

A Subway
is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick women up.

An Hourglass
is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer
is Male because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control
is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male, didn't you? But consider this --- it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
post #2 of 17
LOL! I love thoes!
post #3 of 17
Those were pretty funny
post #4 of 17
I've gotta email this to my hubby!!
post #5 of 17
Very cute
post #6 of 17
post #7 of 17
That was pretty funny and cute
post #8 of 17
Good ones!
post #9 of 17
that was so cute and oh so true.
post #10 of 17
very cute....
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post #13 of 17
I especially love the remote control!
post #14 of 17
Very good.
post #15 of 17
Those are good! I think I'm going to print them and use them as a "fun" translation at school. A remote control actually is feminine in German (die Fernbedienung), but a copier is masculine. What happened to "neuter"?
post #16 of 17
Good one!
post #17 of 17
That is absolutely hillarious!!
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