Things you never thought you'd say...

sandtigress

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Until you got a cat!

Mine for the night...

"Gee, it looks like everyone just had to poo all at once!"


I know you guys have them, so share!
 

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"Nate, you keep him occupied while I tuck my jeans into my socks"

No really. No joke. Radar loves trying to climb up the inside of the legs of my jeans - which I now refer to as 'kitty tunnels'. It wasn't funny when he was 3 months old and it's definitely not funny now he's 8 months. I never thought I would be having a conversation along those lines, ever.
 

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"can you get your tongues out of my cereal bowl so I can eat"
 

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" who just did poo poo and didnt cover it?come on, who did it?"
 

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I am not a tree ( said to Zoey who seem s to think I am)


Kandie if your going to leave a furball do so in a well lite area

Gigi come here so mommy can wipe you butt
 
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sandtigress

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Hahaha...okay, why do most of these deal with poo?
Keep them coming!
 

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Originally Posted by Trouts mom

"Trout come here, lemme see your butt"

(when checking for klingons)
Yup, I've said that too! (but not to Trout
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Poopie Dance!


(OK, I thankfully haven't had to do the poopie dance for my own kits, but I have for others on TCS
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"EEEWW! Don't eat the Oop!" (that's what we call kitty throw up) -to Mojo recently.
Also heard recently in California, directed at another little black kitty.
 

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Originally Posted by valanhb

"EEEWW! Don't eat the Oop!" (that's what we call kitty throw up) -to Mojo recently.
Also heard recently in California, directed at another little black kitty.
When asked at work why I was laughing so hard, I had to say "Eating vomit. Nevermind, you don't own cats."
 

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"You know, I should really save that to use as a bathtub cleaner."

Three guesses as to what I was talking about.
 

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Well, since joining TCS - "sending poo vibes"

Here is a typical conversation with DH
DH: there's a cat hair in my food
Me: It adds fiber.
 

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err Hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

err have you ever seen a growen man, hiss at a cat, (done every morning and night when i try to drink a glass of milk or coffee) to keep them out. of my food.
 

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"Where did this giant hunk of fur come from?"

"Alright, which one of you knocked this over?!"

"Eeeeuuuwww, who dropped the bomb in the litterbox?!"
 
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