Things you never thought you'd say...

"Please stop chewing on your brother's head."

"Who put the dead mouse on my pillow?!?"

"You know that's attached, right?" -- usually said to Spike, regarding his tail

"I am not a scratching post/climbing tree/pillow/cat bed/etc."

"Why does Oz have my panties on his head?!?"

"You're going to fall, and I'm going to laugh at you."

Originally Posted by Mirinae

"You're going to fall, and I'm going to laugh at you."

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I have said this!!!

some others- "get your butt out of my face", "Please remove your claws from my leg" & "didn't I tell you to stop getting up there?"

Originally Posted by katiemae1277

"get your butt out of my face",

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Followed by - "Your face is much more attractive."

Originally Posted by Mirinae

"Why does Oz have my panties on his head?!?"

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OMG, I am sitting here giggling like a maniac after reading that! My co-workers are going to KNOW that I've lost it now!

"Who pooped in the bathtub?"

"Quit licking your sister's butt!"

"Brent, Annabelle's playing with poop."
"Lucy, get your nose out of your sister's butt"

I'm sure there are many more, I'll try to think of them

"In this house we don't take a bath on the table"

"Stop pulling out your fur"

"Stop playing King Kong Kitty in the Christmas village"

Originally Posted by goosehazel

"Lucy, get your nose out of your sister's butt"

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Some days I feel like that's every other sentence I say to Gypsy!

Don't lick your butt on the kitchen table!

Give me back that banana!

Give me back that loaf of bread!

Don't beat on your brother until he screams like a little girl. He doesn't like it!

Those are just the ones I can think of right now.

Originally Posted by lookingglass

Don't lick your butt on the kitchen table!

Give me back that banana!

Give me back that loaf of bread!

Don't beat on your brother until he screams like a little girl. He doesn't like it!

Those are just the ones I can think of right now.

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Haha, I knew you'd have some good ones! I think we all expect many more from 8-bit's Meowmy.

"Stop giving ______!" as I watch one cat clean the other cats butt

Hmmm...I'm sure there are others...I just am so use to saying this stuff now.

Oh and I do whisper in Whitey's ear when B isn't around or listening "Your much cuter!"

Well I just had a conversation with my mother.

Mom: "Do you know what makes Forest really mad?"

Me "What?"

Mom: "When you blow air on his butt."

Me "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT???"

"Where's my sweet hunk of cat boy love?" (to Peter)

Originally Posted by Breal76

Well I just had a conversation with my mother.

Mom: "Do you know what makes Forest really mad?"

Me "What?"

Mom: "When you blow air on his butt."

Me "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT???"

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I laughed so hard at that!

Originally Posted by Mirinae

"You're going to fall, and I'm going to laugh at you."

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This one is said a lot in our house too.

Along with:

"You're not a monkey. Get down from there!"

"You know sneaking milk from Mommy's glass makes you barf..."

"Are you trying to dig to China? I think your poop is sufficiently covered!"

"Anya?! Mommy is going to flush the toilet! You know you love watching the water go down! Come watch."

"I know you think our human food is groos, but that doesn't mean you have to pretend to cover it up like its kitty poo. We get your point."

These are all usually said once a day.

No Kandie doesnt want a bath from both of you ( to Zoey and Gigi)

Zoey get down and please learn stay down(as she rand accross the table )

no more butt sniffing

Zoey dont jump on auntie Kandie she is old

Oh yea, now I remember another one!

*Whitey is waiting by the door ready to run out*

"Whitey? Do you want to go and start earning your own cat litter and food for the house? I'll happily stay home while you go and earn money!"

When Annabelle does something wrong we always tell her we're going to put her outside and let her fend for herself for about and hour.

Every night when we go to bed "We're in here Daisy, just like last night" She always meows like she's lost and can't find us every night at bedtime.

Oh yeah, then there's
"Quit pulling the pads out of the trash!"