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post #31 of 53
''I wasn't talk to YOU, I was talking to the cat!''





Hilda >^..^<
post #32 of 53
"Stop giving ______!" as I watch one cat clean the other cats butt

Hmmm...I'm sure there are others...I just am so use to saying this stuff now.

Oh and I do whisper in Whitey's ear when B isn't around or listening "Your much cuter!"
post #33 of 53
Well I just had a conversation with my mother.

Mom: "Do you know what makes Forest really mad?"

Me "What?"

Mom: "When you blow air on his butt."

Me "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT???"
post #34 of 53
"Where's my sweet hunk of cat boy love?" (to Peter)
post #35 of 53
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Originally Posted by Breal76 View Post
Well I just had a conversation with my mother.

Mom: "Do you know what makes Forest really mad?"

Me "What?"

Mom: "When you blow air on his butt."

Me "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT???"
I laughed so hard at that!
post #36 of 53
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Originally Posted by Mirinae View Post
"You're going to fall, and I'm going to laugh at you."
This one is said a lot in our house too.

Along with:

"You're not a monkey. Get down from there!"

"You know sneaking milk from Mommy's glass makes you barf..."

"Are you trying to dig to China? I think your poop is sufficiently covered!"

"Anya?! Mommy is going to flush the toilet! You know you love watching the water go down! Come watch."

"I know you think our human food is groos, but that doesn't mean you have to pretend to cover it up like its kitty poo. We get your point."

These are all usually said once a day.
post #37 of 53
No Kandie doesnt want a bath from both of you ( to Zoey and Gigi)

Zoey get down and please learn stay down(as she rand accross the table )

no more butt sniffing

Zoey dont jump on auntie Kandie she is old
post #38 of 53
Oh yea, now I remember another one!

*Whitey is waiting by the door ready to run out*

"Whitey? Do you want to go and start earning your own cat litter and food for the house? I'll happily stay home while you go and earn money!"
post #39 of 53
Ooo, this just happened a few minutes ago too...


''will you stop chewing on that toilet brush??''



Hilda >^..^<
post #40 of 53
When Annabelle does something wrong we always tell her we're going to put her outside and let her fend for herself for about and hour.

Every night when we go to bed "We're in here Daisy, just like last night" She always meows like she's lost and can't find us every night at bedtime.

Oh yeah, then there's
"Quit pulling the pads out of the trash!"
post #41 of 53
Quit jumping up in front of the basement door.

You have to scratch the litter to cover it, not the side of the box.
post #42 of 53
Quote:
Originally Posted by katachtig View Post
You have to scratch the litter to cover it, not the side of the box.
That is the explanation that goes with:

"Noodles is spinning the TP roll again."
post #43 of 53
Quote:
Originally Posted by goosehazel View Post
Oh yeah, then there's
"Quit pulling the pads out of the trash!"
Don't you just love when they do that?! Ariel is our little garbage picker, hence one of the things we say often: "Ariel, get out of the garbage!!"

"Quit picking on the carpet / my bed / your sister!"

"Clean that butt"

"I think it's covered!" (said to Chester or Ariel when they're in the litterbox, or to Ariel when she's "burying" her food)

"Get out of your sister's / brother's butt!"

"I don't want to see your butt"
post #44 of 53
Honey, put the q-tip in the trash can with the lid.
post #45 of 53
"peanuts, would you PLEASE clean your butt so i don't have to? you smell!"

"socks, stop being over-affectionate, you're supposed to be neutered!"

...lol...if i think of more (and i'm sure there's more!) i'll post them!
post #46 of 53
Trying to cheer myself up, so I'm thinking of the funny things that cats have got me saying...

"This pine scented litter smells quite nice"

"Boris will you stop trying to hump your mother..or I will re-neuter you"

"Theodore stop licking daddy's armpit" (you must think we have some strange cats)

"For the hundredth time, can you guys PLEASE leave the Christmas tree alone"

"Where's my Gizzy Gizzy Gum drops?" (said in a ridiculous baby voice)
post #47 of 53
Was that you, Milo? Did you leave a potato-chip fart?!

(That is my term for a poot that oddly enough smells like the grease you whiff when you open a bag of potato chips. Needless to say, I practically whenever I open a bag!)
post #48 of 53
Quote:
Originally Posted by goosehazel View Post
When Annabelle does something wrong we always tell her we're going to put her outside and let her fend for herself for about and hour.

Every night when we go to bed "We're in here Daisy, just like last night" She always meows like she's lost and can't find us every night at bedtime.

Oh yeah, then there's
"Quit pulling the pads out of the trash!"
post #49 of 53
Said to the dog (Princess) ' Thats the cats bum not yours. Leave it alone.'

The wall wont fit in the litter box.

Don't you dare spew on my bed.

EWWW . OMG what have you been eating. The other cats don't smell that bad.

Can't there be fresh litter in the tray for 5 mins.

What am I your personal doorman/woman. I'm not gonna open the front door so you can walk out the back door.(altho I always do)

No. Its dark out and you have had dinner no more outside today.
to my othar half, " Quick babe shut the bedroom window so the sneaky lil witch cant get out ."

KINK GET OUT OF THAT. OMG you are not meant to beable to get up there.
post #50 of 53
Davidson! Stop drinking from the toilet!!

Stop licking your brothers butt, he can do that himself!

Stop meowing so loud, I'm right here, and yes, I can hear you.

If you fall into that fish tank, you will NOT be happy, and we will laugh at you.

Must you clean yourself on the counter? I JUST cleaned!!
post #51 of 53
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
err Hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

err have you ever seen a growen man, hiss at a cat, (done every morning and night when i try to drink a glass of milk or coffee) to keep them out. of my food.
I can picture you doing this Bruce!


Mine are:
Jake, quit chewing on Bo's head!
Tiger, don't lick Jake's butt! () He's a dog!
Bo, leave my tampons ALONE!
Just because you can't tie shoes doesn't mean you have to untie mine (said EVERY morning)
Why are there cat prints on the toilet seat?
My foot is NOT your enemy!
Tiger, don't hump the kittens. You're fixed, so are they, and you're ALL males!
post #52 of 53
I woke up to myself standing in the hallway saying "No! No! In this house we do as we are told!"

I think Talin and Slayer were having a loud kitty battle, 'cause I was shaking my finger at them and they looked guilty.

I'd love to know what order they were disobeying. "Stop that?"

I don't know. I do know that I'd been dreaming that I'd been drafted into the Army and was in boot camp earlier.
post #53 of 53
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Originally Posted by Breal76 View Post
Well I just had a conversation with my mother.

Mom: "Do you know what makes Forest really mad?"

Me "What?"

Mom: "When you blow air on his butt."

Me "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT???"
oh now THAT is funny!


mine are:
Louie does NOT need you to lick his butt for him, he is quite capable of licking it himself!

Louie TOES are NOT for biting!!!

Do NOT go poop in that litter box I just cleaned!!! LOUIE!!! I said NO!!! (2 minutes pass) Lucky!!! you do NOT need to go in there and poop on top of Louie's poop now!

GUYS! keep it down, daddy is sleeping!!! SHHHHH!!!!! stop running through the house like a herd of wild elephants!!!
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