The Amazing Death Predictor...

tari

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Tari: At age 78 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
 

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Lois: At age 82 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.


I know that won't be the Grateful Dead
 

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Eileen : At age 88 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

Interesting.
 

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Lisa: At age 52 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.


That is awful!!!
 

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Barb: At age 87 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.


That's strange because I don't like Street Fighter, sounds more like something hubby would pass from!
Maybe I should do his also?

This is hubbys:At age 38 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose. That's kind of creepy, I hope he never picks up the habit!
 

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helen: At age 96 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
 

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At age 72 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
 

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Pam: At age 55 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Lisa, we have the same death
 

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I am gonna die young

Eithne: At age 40 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
 

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Anne: At age 117 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
 

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Linda: At age 109 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Oooookay - what is King Cobra?
 

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Jenney: At age 73 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much

Cool...watch for my house to be on a ghost hunters program in 44 years!
 

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Heather: At age 33 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Ummmm.... okay.
 
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