The Amazing Death Predictor...

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

Linda: At age 109 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Oooookay - what is King Cobra?
I think it's beer
At 109 you might not want that
 

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Originally Posted by icklemiss21

I am gonna die young

Eithne: At age 40 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Please back away from the Blender Stay away from the blender
Ater 16 Margaritas you don't need any dam more
Don't push your luck
 

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Originally Posted by Pami

Pam: At age 55 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Lisa, we have the same death
Yeah - except you get 3 extra years!!
 

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Kellye: At age 82 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.


 

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Lorie : At age 85 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

I think someone else had this death too!
 

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Satai: At age 27 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Darn. That's sometime in the next nine months.
 

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Katie: At age 57 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.


I knew i didnt like peta
 

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Linda: At age 49 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Gah! That's only in 5 years time! I better stay away from zoos, LOL

I was a bit torn between the "how social are you" question, so I went back and changed it and got this one:

Linda: At age 59 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

I guess I'm destined for a career with Nasa?!
 

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Holy Mackerel!

"Fran: At age 76 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there."
 

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Jana: At age 93 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Interesting since I don't play them now.
 

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Originally Posted by Natalie_ca

Linda: At age 49 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Gah! That's only in 5 years time! I better stay away from zoos, LOL

I was a bit torn between the "how social are you" question, so I went back and changed it and got this one:

Linda: At age 59 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

I guess I'm destined for a career with Nasa?!
Oh yeah enjoy that for awhile
 

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Karen: At age 75 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.


 

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Rachel: At age 34 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Kiwideus has my death!
 

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Originally Posted by AbbysMom

Karen: At age 75 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.


At age 33 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Karen we have the same death, except I die before you do!! You should learn from my mistake
 

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Originally Posted by Rosiemac

Deep joy!!

Susan: At age 69 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
Susan, that one is really disturbing
 

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rebecca: At age 64 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

umm...a bit scary...only a bit...
joking, joking...
 
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