"But I was here first"

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Deacon is snacking on a bowl of cereal with at the kitchen table and Duke jumps up and is sniffing around at what he's got. I'm sitting here watching as Duke slowly moves closer to the bowl. I told DH, "look at Duke. He's just WAITING for Deacon to move so he can get some milk" Just as I said that he sticks his paw in the bowl for some milk.This happens about 4 times. Deacon pushes him away every time. DH says "You might as give it to him now, he's got his paws all in it". Deacon says "BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! AND IF NO ONE EVER ATE AFTER A CAT IN THIS HOUSE, WE'D ALL STARVE!"



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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

Deacon says "BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! AND IF NO ONE EVER ATE AFTER A CAT IN THIS HOUSE, WE'D ALL STARVE!"



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So funny! Comedy gold, there.
 

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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

Deacon is snacking on a bowl of cereal with at the kitchen table and Duke jumps up and is sniffing around at what he's got. I'm sitting here watching as Duke slowly moves closer to the bowl. I told DH, "look at Duke. He's just WAITING for Deacon to move so he can get some milk" Just as I said that he sticks his paw in the bowl for some milk.This happens about 4 times. Deacon pushes him away every time. DH says "You might as give it to him now, he's got his paws all in it". Deacon says "BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! AND IF NO ONE EVER ATE AFTER A CAT IN THIS HOUSE, WE'D ALL STARVE!"



Truth from the mouths of babes!
Your son said that? That is hilarious
And true
 

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In my house it would be "If we waited for the cat to stop watching us we would all starve"
Sibohan sits on the bench adross the table from me and puts her little paws up on the edge of the table and watches everything I do.
 

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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

Deacon is snacking on a bowl of cereal with at the kitchen table and Duke jumps up and is sniffing around at what he's got. I'm sitting here watching as Duke slowly moves closer to the bowl. I told DH, "look at Duke. He's just WAITING for Deacon to move so he can get some milk" Just as I said that he sticks his paw in the bowl for some milk.This happens about 4 times. Deacon pushes him away every time. DH says "You might as give it to him now, he's got his paws all in it". Deacon says "BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! AND IF NO ONE EVER ATE AFTER A CAT IN THIS HOUSE, WE'D ALL STARVE!"



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Oh that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Originally Posted by Satai

So funny! Comedy gold, there.
Spoken like someone with some comedy experience, dare I ask???

Yes, that is priceless. Aren't little kiddies soooooo funny!
 

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Originally Posted by Satai

Only in writing.
Ooohh interesting! DH is a stand-up and I do a reasonable amount of writing, too, both with him and in general. I only ask because `comedy gold' is not something you generally hear outside comedy circles...lol

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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

Sounds like it
He would have a blast if he ever hung out with my nephews
Right now we're going through the "booger face" and "poopyhead" stage
Everyone is a Boogerface or poopyhead
 

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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

Right now we're going through the "booger face" and "poopyhead" stage
Everyone is a Boogerface or poopyhead
The boys like to make up weird names that involve tae kwondo (sp?) and those bionicals.....so it'd be like You're a smelly bionical poopyhead and i'm going to side kick you!
Boys!
 
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

The boys like to make up weird names that involve tae kwondo (sp?) and those bionicals.....so it'd be like You're a smelly bionical poopyhead and i'm going to side kick you!
Boys!
Yeap! Deacon does the same thing... " Im going to crush your poopy bone head with my ninja sword!"
 
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