Mick and Paddy - The 911 Call

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> > Mick and Paddy are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, right
in
> > front of him, his friend Mick falls to the ground, throws a quick spasm,
> and
> > then lies perfectly still. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are
> > rolled back in his head. In fact, he looks pretty well dead!
> >
> > Quick as a flash, a horrified Paddy whips out his mobile and calls 911.
He
> > gasps breathlessly to the operator... "Mick just fell to the ground
right
> > here in front o' me! He's not breathing. He has no heartbeat! I think
he's
> > dead! What can I do?"
> >
> > Well accustomed to this sort of situation, the emergency operator
responds
> > with her most soothing tone..."Okay Paddy, you must try to stay calm. If
> > there's anything that can be done, we'll do it. But you will have to
keep
> > your cool, then we can take it one step at a time! Okay now?
> >
> > "Sure! Sure! Of course, you're right. I'm fine. Just tell me what must I
> > do?"
> >
> > "Great! Now first of all, lets make sure he's dead."
> >
> > The line goes silent, and then a shot is heard.....
> >
> > Paddy's voice comes back down the network.... "OK! What next?"

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