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Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in
> > >the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
> > >delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
> > >a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
> > >Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the
> > >"Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's
> > >one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
> > >that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the
> > >Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a
> > >to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!"
> > >the doctor.
> > >
> > >The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
> > >reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?