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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it,"
she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then, for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the
quarter back!'"