With apologies to all the blondes reading

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Losing Your Load

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name
is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
 

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I've seen that joke before and chuckled at it again just now. I'm blonde, intelligent and I make no apologies!


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Well.....I am actually a "fake" blonde but I get blonde jokes on a daily basis. They ARE actually pretty funny. I saw this one last week and really laughed because my husband drives a salt truck also!
 
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