Wow! didn't know that!

Here are the top ten unknown facts about cats, I just typed the word in the box and this is what came back:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cats!

The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Cats.
Cats are worth their weight in gold - literally!
Cats have four noses.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Cats!
Cats never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
Cats are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
Cats are actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
Cats are the largest of Saturn's moons.
If you lick Cats ten times, you will consume one calorie.
Cats are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.


The Website!

If you lick Cats ten times, you will consume one calorie.

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Before or after you throw up a hairball?

That website is hillarious!! Not to hijack your thread, but I typed hubby's name in and the results had me laughing so hard I almost cried!! (My favorite is in bold)

1. If josh was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
2. To check whether josh is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten josh will sink, and fresh josh will float.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of josh.
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained josh.
5. Josh can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
6. Josh is the largest of Saturn's moons.
7. The most dangerous form of josh is the bicycle.
8. Josh is the world's tallest woman.
9. It is bad luck to walk under josh!
10. The only Englishman to become josh was Nicholas Breakspear, who was josh from 1154 to 1159.

Oh that is funny! I put in my cat Ducky's name and this is what I got ....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ducky!

1. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Ducky, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Ducky.
3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Ducky would be as small as a pea.
4. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Ducky!
5. Without Ducky, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
6. Early thermometers were filled with Ducky instead of mercury!
7. You should always store Ducky in an airtight container in the fridge.
   
8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Ducky!
9. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Ducky.
10. If you lace Ducky from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

Here is what it says about TROUT..LOL

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Trout!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Trout!

Trout will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C! - LOL

A Troutometer is used to measure Trout.

Trout can't sweat.

It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Trout.

Trout can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Trout from each salad served in first class.

It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Trout!

The most dangerous form of Trout is the bicycle.

There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Trout.

OMG I am laughing out loud!!

Thats funny about Trout and Influenza.

I had to come back and do the rest of my bunch ........



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura!

1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
2. Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura.
4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura in a day.
5. Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
6. You can tell if Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura have been hard-boiled by spinning them. If they stands up, they are hard-boiled.
7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura have 7.
8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura.
9. You should always open Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura at least an hour before drinking them!
10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Easy, Kiko, Tino and Laura.

and for me ...........

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pamela!

1. A lump of Pamela the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
2. If you kiss Pamela for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Pamela for the rest of the day.
4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Pamela.
5. All swans in England belong to Pamela.
6. Pamela is the sacred animal of Thailand!
7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Pamela has 7.
8. An average beaver can cut down Pamela every year.
9. Native Americans never actually ate Pamela; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Pamela!

M&Ms can taste with their feet!
M&Ms were the first Tsar of Russia.
M&Ms can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
People used to believe that dressing their male children as m&Ms would protect them from evil spirits.
The first domain name ever registered was m&Ms.com.
Ideally, m&Ms should be stored on their side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
Medieval knights put the skin of m&Ms on their sword handles to improve the grip.
Neil Armstrong first stepped on m&Ms with his left foot.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using m&Ms!
It took m&Ms 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

Ok this one was good too!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pinneapples!
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Pinneapples in your mouth.
In Japan, Pinneapples can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Pinneapples.
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Pinneapples.
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Pinneapples.
Pinneapples cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
Pinneapples has a memory span of three seconds.
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Pinneapples.
Pinneapples is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
The Eskimos have over fifty words for Pinneapples!

the ones I got for Wonton were great

1. Wontonocracy is government by Wonton. (I KNEW that already)
2. New Zealand was the first place to allow Wonton to vote. (he's booking his flight right now)
3. The fingerprints of Wonton are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
4. Ostriches stick their heads in Wonton not to hide but to look for water!
5. Wonton has a bifurcated penis. (i, uh.. )
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Wonton can not. (unfortunately this is true as well - when I hold him up to a mirror and go "look! look booboo, its you!" he looks anywhere but at the mirror )
7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Wonton, and 400 times smaller. (hahaha no comment)
8. Wonton can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory! (not sure what a Cluedo board is)
9. Wonton can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak! (you wanna bet)
10. Over 46,000 pieces of Wonton float on every square mile of ocean. (he's not THAT big..)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Colin!

Colin have a bifurcated penis. Oh REALLY????? Humm...i don't think he has been informed of that

The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Colin! Also, the gasous substance that is secreted from his rear end after eating dinner has a similar smell to a skunk! humm...it all makes sense now!

Colin were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.


If you chew gum while peeling Colin then it will stop you from crying.

I like gum! That i can do!!!

Colin were declared extinct in 1902. That's odd...i could have sworn he was born in 1976?

Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Colin! Oh really??? His paycheck begs to differ

Scientists have discovered that Colin can smell the presence of autism in children! Can his nose also detect a dirty diaper? And if so,can a Colin change a dirty diaper????


If you kiss Colin for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
na...it's more like several hundred calories

Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Colin! Haha, what kind of whale would that make him ? Beached, Baluga, Killer, Hump Back, Whale Shark??? Oh the possabilities!

The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Colin, and 400 times smaller.

That makes no sense! Colin is on the earth

wow..ok,....some of those were just WEIRD!!!!!!

Originally Posted by arcadian girl

5. Wonton has a bifurcated penis. (i, uh..

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Interesting... that thing says that Colin does too Maybe I should inform him of this

Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Colin!

Sounds like me at my company!

Here's for Luna:
1.It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Luna.
2. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Luna.
3. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Luna.
4. Over 46,000 pieces of Luna float on every square mile of ocean.
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Luna.
6. Luna have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all!
7. Luna are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Luna as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
9. During World War II, Americans tried to train Luna to drop bombs.
10. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Luna!

Aristotle can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Aristotle', hated Aristotle and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
Finding Aristotle on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.This I already knew!
Americans discard enough Aristotle to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
In 1982 Time Magazine named Aristotle its 'Man of the Year'. And he wasn't even born yet!
Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Aristotle!
Snow White's coffin was made of Aristotle.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Aristotle at least three times a week. I'd rather eat chocolate...
Aristotle can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
Aristotle can sleep for three and a half years!

Scientists believe that Topaz began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas! I believe the gas part.
Topaz can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Topaz had to pay a special Topaz tax!
Donald Duck's middle name is Topaz.
Topaz was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
Topaz can't sweat!
The fingerprints of Topaz are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Topaz.
If you chew gum while peeling Topaz then it will stop you from crying.
Topaz is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.

Had to do me!
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Jan.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Jan, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jan would protect them from evil spirits.
Reindeer like to eat Jan.
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Jan would be as small as a pea.
By tradition, a girl standing under Jan cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
Jan can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
South Australia was the first place to allow Jan to stand for parliament.
Without its lining of Jan, your stomach would digest itself.
Jan is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! The Gutter Queen reigns!!!!

I should not have been reading this at work ... I had to turn my giggles into a coughing fit and choked on the water in my water bottle! Naturally, I had to go and do my name ...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sara!
1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sara.
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sara!
3. Sara is 984 feet tall.
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sara!
5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sara!
6. Sara is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7. Sara was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sara from each salad served in first class!
9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sara.
10. Baby swans are called Sara.

This is it with my boyfriends name. The third one is my favourite

Mike can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, mike and compline.
The air around mike is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat mike, though it may feel uncomfortable.
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of mike!
If you toss mike 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using mike.
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat mike'.
Ostriches stick their heads in mike not to hide but to look for water.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in mike.

Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using mike.

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Mike needs to know this...