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Here are some quotes from "A Cat Lover's Little Instruction Book" by Jasmine Birtles:
- There is no anxiety in life that cuddling a cat won't cure.
- Whatever you are doing, it's not as important as playing with the cat.
- You can never own a cat, they just allow you to pay their rent.
- If you want your cat to go somewhere tell her its out of bounds.
- You know you have an insomniac cat if it keeps waking up every two to three days.
- Don't bother getting a scratching post, just have your furniture re-upholstered with the most expensive and attractive material you can find.
- Cats will rule the world the day they learn how to use a tin opener.
- Cats are not social climbers, they usually climb the curtians alone.
- Not all cats like fish but then not many fish like cats.
- Its not possible to keep a cat - cats keep you.