My meowmy and purrpaw have gone craaazzy!

Meowmy and purrpaw put a big tree in a pot of mud in the corner of the room.
I'm going to climb it but I'm waiting till no one is looking, case I look silly or in case the tree falls over. If it does then I'll go hide n pretend to be sleepin. You know "it wasn't me!!!, I was sleepin!!!"
Meowmy sed she's gonna dekorate it den she put my favorite purple mowse on the tree???
Kan anyone tell me wat's going on???

Oh sweety, no matter how tempting the tree looks, you shouldn't climb it..you might get in trouble OR it might fall on you

Really? No climin?
How bout just scratchin on it?
k I wont climb it if u say it might fall on me - that might hurt.
i haven't climed a tree in the howse befor but meowmy and purpaw haven't had a real tree like dis before......
i no i'm not a kitten anymore (can't say my age s'a sekret!) but i still lik to have fun.......
has your meowmy put a tree in yor howse?

Nope, no tree here..my meowmy knows better..as I am very very baaaaaaaaaaaad with a capital B...I terrorize everything....MUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHHA!!

Dis is bo. I git in twouble when i cwimb the twee too! meowmy sed if i dew it again shez gona lok me in da roome wit da kidz at nite. i tink itz fun cuz i can hide in da twee and smak the round swingy tings. my brudders weally don bodder it but dey are boringg. dont git cawt cwimbing!