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The Truth about Santa's Raindeer

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Originally Posted by SalemWitchChild View Post
[IMG]We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.



SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!
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Funniest post I've seen in a long time. You can trust I'll be repeating that at work tomorrow
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LOL
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Go, Santa! You're one smart dude!
post #6 of 13
LOL, yep very true. All of Santa's reindeer are female.
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There's a reason Vixen has always been my favorite
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We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

funny.
but what that tells us is that only a man, could drive that far and tell the 8 women where to go...


hmmmm
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funny.
but what that tells us is that only a man, could drive that far and tell the 8 women where to go...


hmmmm
Hey Bruce

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Hey Bruce

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I swear susie let me borrow her hamer
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I swear susie let me borrow her hamer
its ok i dont mind
post #13 of 13
Does that mean that Santa forced eight pregnant women to pull him and a heavy sleigh around all night!
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