10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
\twhy do you need five pairs of black shoes anyway? Do you really understand that?
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
\tthey're all the same! if any of you can prove me otherwise, by all means go right ahead
8. Crying can be fun.
\treally now....
7. FAT CLOTHES.
\tladies, ladies, ladies .... there is no such thing. lets be realistic now
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
\tgood... more food for us!
5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
\twhy?
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
\tthats right... according to manufacturing specifications, all scales are required to be made with \t\t\t \t\t\t\t an imbalance of 10 lesser lbs.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
\t$250.00 - $300.00 for a wash, cut, blowdry, hilites and style?
\tEver stop to think why your hairdresser's are always male? Cha-ching! Priceless.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
\twhy? bc no man can listen for more than ten minutes
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
\tthats right... that is one feat man will never accomplish....
\tUnderstand Women.
\twhy do you need five pairs of black shoes anyway? Do you really understand that?
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
\tthey're all the same! if any of you can prove me otherwise, by all means go right ahead
8. Crying can be fun.
\treally now....
7. FAT CLOTHES.
\tladies, ladies, ladies .... there is no such thing. lets be realistic now
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
\tgood... more food for us!
5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
\twhy?
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
\tthats right... according to manufacturing specifications, all scales are required to be made with \t\t\t \t\t\t\t an imbalance of 10 lesser lbs.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
\t$250.00 - $300.00 for a wash, cut, blowdry, hilites and style?
\tEver stop to think why your hairdresser's are always male? Cha-ching! Priceless.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
\twhy? bc no man can listen for more than ten minutes
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
\tthats right... that is one feat man will never accomplish....
\tUnderstand Women.
