Hey Susie - I have Something For You!

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Susies's Silver Hammer

(sincere apologies to Lennon and McCartney)

Jerry was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Susie Edison majoring in medicine
Calls him on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Jerr-er-er-y?"
But as he's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...


Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon his head

Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that he was squished!


Back in school again Susie plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Suse to stay when the class has gone away
So she waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the girl
She creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon her head

Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that she was squished


At TCS again, Susie was so blessed again
Posting day and night
Lulling cats into a false sense of ca-a-a-alm
Crept up o-o-n them with a big old grin again
Hammer 'hind her back
How are you toni-i-i-i-ight!
And when they all turned around
She let loose her squish!


Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon their heads

Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that they were squished!


B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Susie stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Jan and Laura screaming from the gallery
Say she must go free (Susie must go free)
The mod does not agree and she tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving her lips
A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon her head

Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that she was squished


 
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Ooooh - she hasn't seen it yet! I told everyone last night I wouldn't be able to get that song out of my head!
 

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Colleen my dear.........I'm covered in white paint at the moment..........(painting the basement walls), but when I get cleaned up and have a minute...............it will happen.......it could be an hour from now, 5 hours from now, tomorrow........but mark my words........it will happen.............
 
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

Colleen my dear.........I'm covered in white paint at the moment..........(painting the basement walls), but when I get cleaned up and have a minute...............it will happen.......it could be an hour from now, 5 hours from now, tomorrow........but mark my words........it will happen.............
What did I do?

 

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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

Colleen my dear.........I'm covered in white paint at the moment..........(painting the basement walls), but when I get cleaned up and have a minute...............it will happen.......it could be an hour from now, 5 hours from now, tomorrow........but mark my words........it will happen.............
Oh Colleen, I'm so sorry I stuck that music in your mind.
Should I send you another SS gift to make up for whatever, Susie comes up with?
 

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Hang on Colleen, I am on the phone with Bad Auntie Karen now.

"Yeah, Susie is on TCS again. No that's not a surprise. She's making threats to squish people. Well, no that isn't a surprise either. Yeah, you are right, as usual. Never mind."
 
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Originally Posted by katachtig

Oh Colleen, I'm so sorry I stuck that music in your mind.
Should I send you another SS gift to make up for whatever, Susie comes up with?
Heeeeey - that's a great offer! I think the boys would like Lucy gift-wrapped! You do realize what you have admitted to, don't you?
 
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Originally Posted by neetanddave

Hang on Colleen, I am on the phone with Bad Auntie Karen now.

"Yeah, Susie is on TCS again. No that's not a surprise. She's making threats to squish people. Well, no that isn't a surprise either. Yeah, you are right, as usual. Never mind."
So Bad Auntie Karen won't save me?????????
 

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Originally Posted by LokisMum

Heeeeey - that's a great offer! I think the boys would like Lucy gift-wrapped! You do realize what you have admitted to, don't you?
Oh no, what?
 
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Originally Posted by neetanddave

Well, she might show up here and help out. We'll hafta see.
Maybe she might be more inclined to help if we didn't call her BAD Auntie Karen!
 
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Hey, Susie! I'm not askeerd of you!


Bang Bang Susie's silver hammer came down on her head.............
 
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Susie Edison majoring in medicine.............



La la la la la................
 
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