Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember when I'm having a bad day
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember when I'm having a bad day
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.
