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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 10 year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign that read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade.)

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar machine. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
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#3 is something that would be a perfect sceen for "Sex and the City"
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I'll have to remember the last one.
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So funny, Adrienne! :laughing2 :laughing: :laughing2
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Those were great!! :LOL:
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