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post #31 of 43
You might be a redneck if you have ever shot your own dinner.
You might be a redneck if your ideal date includes fishing by moonlight.
You might be a redneck if you think Bubba makes a really good name for a dog
post #32 of 43
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Originally Posted by neetanddave View Post
Ah, Kentucky and Tennessee. When men are men and sheep are scared.

post #33 of 43
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Originally Posted by neetanddave View Post
Ah, Kentucky and Tennessee. When men are men and sheep are scared.
I thought that was New Zealand* and Wyoming.

*This was told to me by a Kiwi, BTW.
post #34 of 43
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Originally Posted by neetanddave View Post
Ah, Kentucky and Tennessee. When men are men and sheep are scared.
Hey now, as a Tennessee girl, I resent that one
post #35 of 43
Thread Starter 
Sorry Nikki. But since West Virginia wasn't mentioned, I had to sacrifice Tennessee for a
post #36 of 43
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Originally Posted by neetanddave View Post
Sorry Nikki. But since West Virginia wasn't mentioned, I had to sacrifice Tennessee for a
shame on you (it's supposed to be West Virginia and Arkansas hehe, at least that's what we say here in TN to put the blame on other states)
post #37 of 43
I think it's because universally TN is visualized as a guy with one tooth whittling on the porch....and the place where Graceland is....
Even states are stereotyped!

On the redneck note, has anyone seen the movie:
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby??

I have seen half of it and have to see the second half...It's redneck HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All or most of these stereotypes are in there....
post #38 of 43
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Originally Posted by katl8e View Post
If you've ever financed a tattoo.
Does putting one on plastic count as "financing?"

If it does, then I'm a northern redneck, LOL!
post #39 of 43
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by GingersMom View Post
Does putting one on plastic count as "financing?"

If it does, then I'm a northern redneck, LOL!
Uh.... YES!

Welcome to the club!
post #40 of 43
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR View Post
Hey now, as a Tennessee girl, I resent that one
I am from Kentucky and I resent that one as well
post #41 of 43
Thread Starter 
Hey, West Virginia wasn't on the list!

Sorry!
post #42 of 43
If Jesus were a redneck would he have turned the water in to beer?

If Jesus were a cat whould he have turned the water into milk?
post #43 of 43
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Originally Posted by halfpint View Post
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

I think all countries have their own form of Redneck- I've heard most of these jokes said about people living in Somerset or Wiltshire
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