Some "You might be a redneck if..." lines

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One from my daughter:

Did you know the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it were invented by anyone else it would have been called a teethbrush.
 

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

One from my daughter:

Did you know the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it were invented by anyone else it would have been called a teethbrush.
*ROFL* This one has tickled my funny bone, Linda. Now I can't stop giggling over it.
 
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Originally Posted by Trouts mom

Excuse me nosey Sue, shouldn't you be in the shower?
No, I am done already... hoochie cat!

Originally Posted by babyharley



I just love those!
Those jokes, or Vienna sausages?
 

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There are "You might be a redneck" Christmas cards and my fav was...

You might be a redneck if you have a deer stand in your Christmas tree.


You might be a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork
Because I have ggg-grandparents who were first cousins, I am my own 6th cousin.
 
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Originally Posted by gemlady

Because I have ggg-grandparents who were first cousins, I am my own 6th cousin.
Rut ro Jan, are you a Midwestern redneck?
 

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If you've ever looked at a woman and thought "Nice tooth".

If you've ever financed a tattoo.
 

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Originally Posted by neetanddave

Rut ro Jan, are you a Midwestern redneck?
Only two of my family branches did not come through Kentucky and Tennessee. BTW - ya notice I'm from SOUTHERN Indiana?
 

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You might be a readneck if....

You've mowed the lawn and found a car.
You've ever hit a Deer with your tractor.
Your porch colapsed and killed more than 3 dogs.
Your car horn plays the battle hymn of the republic.
If anyone ever asked you if your speaking english.
If your car is equipt with fish tackle, and gun "just in case"
If you've ever straped a deer to the roof of your car.
If your chistmas lights are still on in June.
If your family tree dosn't have a fork in it.
If your idea of fruit is floating in Jell-o
 
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Originally Posted by gemlady

Only two of my family branches did not come through Kentucky and Tennessee. BTW - ya notice I'm from SOUTHERN Indiana?
Ah, Kentucky and Tennessee. When men are men and sheep are scared.
 

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You might be a redneck if you have ever shot your own dinner.
You might be a redneck if your ideal date includes fishing by moonlight.
You might be a redneck if you think Bubba makes a really good name for a dog
 

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Originally Posted by neetanddave

Ah, Kentucky and Tennessee. When men are men and sheep are scared.
I thought that was New Zealand* and Wyoming.

*This was told to me by a Kiwi, BTW.
 
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Sorry Nikki.
But since West Virginia wasn't mentioned, I had to sacrifice Tennessee for a
 

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Originally Posted by neetanddave

Sorry Nikki.
But since West Virginia wasn't mentioned, I had to sacrifice Tennessee for a
shame on you
(it's supposed to be West Virginia and Arkansas
hehe, at least that's what we say here in TN to put the blame on other states
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I think it's because universally TN is visualized as a guy with one tooth whittling on the porch....and the place where Graceland is....

Even states are stereotyped!

On the redneck note, has anyone seen the movie:
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby??

I have seen half of it and have to see the second half...It's redneck HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All or most of these stereotypes are in there....
 

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Originally Posted by katl8e

If you've ever financed a tattoo.
Does putting one on plastic count as "financing?"

If it does, then I'm a northern redneck, LOL!
 
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Originally Posted by GingersMom

Does putting one on plastic count as "financing?"

If it does, then I'm a northern redneck, LOL!
Uh.... YES!


Welcome to the club!
 
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