Things that make you laugh

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It makes me laugh when Trout slowly inches her way toward my plate of food thinking I don't notice her there...
 

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Today the little boy I watched said Goodbbye My Booger Sandwhich when I was leaving. I about died laughing.
 
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You all have me laughing!
 

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With moving to my new house all the buses have changed, and last night i got on the wrong bus and it went a few miles past where it should have went. I rang my friend who came and picked me up straight away because there were fields all around me and it was quite late.

As i got into the car she said " I'm having you microchipped like the cats!! "
Then when i got out the car her husband shouted " ARE YOU SURE THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?! "


I giggled on the bus into work when i thought about it again
 

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Originally Posted by rosiemac

As i got into the car she said " I'm having you microchipped like the cats!! "
Then when i got out the car her husband shouted " ARE YOU SURE THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?! "
You just gave me my first laugh of the day Susan.
Maybe you should wear a collar with an ID tag too.
 

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Originally Posted by rosiemac

With moving to my new house all the buses have changed, and last night i got on the wrong bus and it went a few miles past where it should have went. I rang my friend who came and picked me up straight away because there were fields all around me and it was quite late.

As i got into the car she said " I'm having you microchipped like the cats!! "
Then when i got out the car her husband shouted " ARE YOU SURE THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?! "


I giggled on the bus into work when i thought about it again
 

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I'm not allowed to leave my apartment with out a kitty lecture from 8-Bit. Let me walk you through it: I go get my coat from the hall closet. 8-Bit starts to trill. I go get my keys. 8-Bit tries to climb in my bag, and starts to softly meow. I take 8-Bit out of my bag and notice that Scratch is climbing into my coat. I then take Scratch out of my coat, put it on, then remove 8-Bit from my bag again. He then starts to meow loudly and go after my shoes. I'll put one on, extract the lace from his mouth, and then go to put on the left. at this point both shoes are untied because Scratch likes to play with them. I get up and grab my keys. Here's where it gets difficult. I now have two cats running around my feet, untied shoe laces, and my keys and bag in hand. Amazingly enough, I've been able to get out of the apartment without major injury to myself or the boys.


I tie my shoes in the hallway.
 

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I have really long, really thick and fairly curly hair. This morning after my shower it was a nest of tangles, and as I was running my comb through it, the comb snagged. Naturally, I tugged harder on the tangle. The tangled hair snapped, my fist snapped back, and I punched myself in the mouth. Seriously.

The most embarassing part? I've done it before.
 

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Originally Posted by lookingglass

I tie my shoes in the hallway.
I think that one belongs in the 'you know you have cats when" thread!

It's so sweet that they hate to see you go.
 

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Originally Posted by Satai

I think that one belongs in the 'you know you have cats when" thread!

It's so sweet that they hate to see you go.
It starts my day off right. There is nothing like it to set me out the door with a smile on my face.
 

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Colin carrying Fosters (a big 80lb dog) around the house like a little baby- it's hysterical- and Fosters LOVES it
 

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Originally Posted by lookingglass

I'm not allowed to leave my apartment with out a kitty lecture from 8-Bit. Let me walk you through it: I go get my coat from the hall closet. 8-Bit starts to trill. I go get my keys. 8-Bit tries to climb in my bag, and starts to softly meow. I take 8-Bit out of my bag and notice that Scratch is climbing into my coat. I then take Scratch out of my coat, put it on, then remove 8-Bit from my bag again. He then starts to meow loudly and go after my shoes. I'll put one on, extract the lace from his mouth, and then go to put on the left. at this point both shoes are untied because Scratch likes to play with them. I get up and grab my keys. Here's where it gets difficult. I now have two cats running around my feet, untied shoe laces, and my keys and bag in hand. Amazingly enough, I've been able to get out of the apartment without major injury to myself or the boys.


I tie my shoes in the hallway.

I love it!
 

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Originally Posted by lookingglass

I'm not allowed to leave my apartment with out a kitty lecture from 8-Bit. Let me walk you through it: I go get my coat from the hall closet. 8-Bit starts to trill. I go get my keys. 8-Bit tries to climb in my bag, and starts to softly meow. I take 8-Bit out of my bag and notice that Scratch is climbing into my coat. I then take Scratch out of my coat, put it on, then remove 8-Bit from my bag again. He then starts to meow loudly and go after my shoes. I'll put one on, extract the lace from his mouth, and then go to put on the left. at this point both shoes are untied because Scratch likes to play with them. I get up and grab my keys. Here's where it gets difficult. I now have two cats running around my feet, untied shoe laces, and my keys and bag in hand. Amazingly enough, I've been able to get out of the apartment without major injury to myself or the boys.


I tie my shoes in the hallway.
I go through very similar stuff but with just Louie....LuckyGirl will just watch me from the back of the couch, she can see just about everywhere from there. If I have a long dress on, the game of the morning is how long can I stay under momma's dress without getting crushed....who cares if she trips, falls, or even cracked her head into the door knob one time!
 
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