Something for the Gutter Gang!

gemlady

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Someone call?

No, I refuse to leave the gutter.
It's too much fun down here!
 

neetanddave

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I always say I am down here in the Gutter so in case anyone falls in, they'll have a soft place to land.
 

gemlady

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Originally Posted by neetanddave

I always say I am down here in the Gutter so in case anyone falls in, they'll have a soft place to land.
I thought that was my job - with all my excess avoirdupois.*


*(For those unfamiliar with that word, it simply means I'm overweight. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overweight.
)
 

ricalynn

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Originally Posted by gemlady

Someone call?

No, I refuse to leave the gutter.
It's too much fun down here!
Jan, for some reason this reminded me of a little ditty I used to sing w/my dad when I was but a wee lass (I performed it onstage once w/him when I was 11 or 12, so I'd known it a while):

'Twas early in September,
as near as I remember,
while strolling home with a load of tipsy pride,
My feet began to stutter,
So I lay down in the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

Not a soul was I disturbing,
As I lay there by the curbing,
When a lady of gentry passed, I heard her say,
"You can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses!!"
And the pig got up and slowly walked away!!!
 

neetanddave

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Originally Posted by gemlady

I thought that was my job - with all my excess avoirdupois.*


*(For those unfamiliar with that word, it simply means I'm overweight. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overweight.
)
OK, I'll take one shift, you can take the other! I'm in the same boat.
But happy, right?
 

gemlady

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Originally Posted by neetanddave

OK, I'll take one shift, you can take the other! I'm in the same boat.
But happy, right?
Thanks, it'll take some stress off my back.
 

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that's the best thing i've seen all day
can we PLEASE add something like that to our smile list
 

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I love it!!!!!
It's nice to be part of the Gutter gang!
 
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