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Foot in mouth disease

post #1 of 17
Thread Starter 
Ever wish you could take something back?

I just yelled across to one of the girls "you can put batteries in and it will vibrate". Silence. Laughter.

I was talking about a lumbar cushion I was lending her.....
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post #3 of 17
Yep, I AM THE WORST at putting my foot in there real good..

At my cousins wedding on the weekend, I said out loud.."I an not attracted to guys with long hair..."

And sitting right beside me is my guy cousin who has longer hair than me

DUH!
post #4 of 17
Natalie- maybe that's a good thing so your cousin didn't think you wanted him or anything like that
post #5 of 17
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR View Post
Natalie- maybe that's a good thing so your cousin didn't think you wanted him or anything like that
True, but I did still feel like I insulted him...ugh
post #6 of 17
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Originally Posted by Trouts mom View Post
Yep, I AM THE WORST at putting my foot in there real good..

At my cousins wedding on the weekend, I said out loud.."I an not attracted to guys with long hair..."

And sitting right beside me is my guy cousin who has longer hair than me

DUH!
post #7 of 17
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Originally Posted by sarahp View Post
Ever wish you could take something back?

I just yelled across to one of the girls "you can put batteries in and it will vibrate". Silence. Laughter.

I was talking about a lumbar cushion I was lending her.....
Sure you were..........
post #8 of 17
once at work we were having a problem with our paychecks, but only half the office had the mistake on theirs and I said "that's queer" right in front of my very openly gay boss I just walked away
post #9 of 17
Thread Starter 
Ooooh actually the WORST thing I ever said.... We were visiting our home town and it was summer, and all the girls were in skimpy clothes, and DH was checking them out, but I swear they weren't all that good looking. So I said to him....

"You have the worst taste in women"



He's never let me live it down.
post #10 of 17
That reminds me of my dad. He was getting up in age and had lil aches and pains, so for Christmas I bought him a heated electric massager. He told everyone I bought him a vibrator! He really didn't know what he was saying hah
post #11 of 17
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Originally Posted by sarahp View Post
Ever wish you could take something back?

I just yelled across to one of the girls "you can put batteries in and it will vibrate". Silence. Laughter.

I was talking about a lumbar cushion I was lending her.....

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long while!!


post #12 of 17
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Originally Posted by sarahp View Post
Ever wish you could take something back?

I just yelled across to one of the girls "you can put batteries in and it will vibrate". Silence. Laughter.

I was talking about a lumbar cushion I was lending her.....
Does that take D batteries
post #13 of 17
The Gutter Queen welcomes you with open arms!
post #14 of 17
I once told my S.O. while on the phone with my sister that he could pull it out now. I was talking about dinner and did not even realize what I had said until they both started laughing...
post #15 of 17
I can't think of a specific example but I repeatedly put my foot in my mouth! Except I call it diahrea of the mouth!
post #16 of 17
That's great!!
I've got a story like that too - kinda. I was at a job interview years ago for an engineering position at a local company and one of the questions that came up was whether I prefer to work in metric or english units. I told them it doesn't matter. Well the guy yelled across the cubicles "it's ok, she goes both ways". I was horrified! (and he obviously wasn't thinking when he said it)Needless to say - I did get the job though.
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That's great!!
I've got a story like that too - kinda. I was at a job interview years ago for an engineering position at a local company and one of the questions that came up was whether I prefer to work in metric or english units. I told them it doesn't matter. Well the guy yelled across the cubicles "it's ok, she goes both ways". I was horrified! (and he obviously wasn't thinking when he said it)Needless to say - I did get the job though.
I would demand the job after that!
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