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Ain't love wonderful...........

The little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then
he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking. "That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his French fries one young man stood and came over to the old couples table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin the young man could stand it no longer. Again he came over their table and offered to buy some food. After being politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.

"Ma'am, why aren't you eating? You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"......
She answered, "The teeth."
I bet you thought this was one of those 'touchy, feely' kind of stories...

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:laughing: :laughing2 :LOL:
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eeeewwwww! :LOL: :laughing:
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This story reminds me of my first husband's parents. They soaked their dentures in the same bowl and shared a toothbrush! When I told my grandmother about that, she turned green.

I love Bill, dearly. We kiss, drink out of the same glass, share a bed and the shower but, I am NOT sharing my toothbrush!! One has to draw the line, somewhere.
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I laughed so hard I about wet myself last night. We were watching TV and a commercial came on with the old couple sitting across from each other. The old man was happily eating a Butterfinger, while the old lady longingly looked on. Finally, he handed her half of the Butterfinger, and she gave him one more longing look. He then reached up to his mouth, and put a full set of teeth down next to the Butterfinger!

It was too funny, but I think it was funny because this joke had just been posted here. :laughing2
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This story reminds me of my great uncle, he's in his 80s and not concerned about appearances. My dad was visiting him one day, and noticed the dog was chewing on something. Dad pointed this out to Uncle, who discovered the dog had his teeth.

**The rest of this story is not for the squeamish**

Uncle calmly got the teeth from the dog, rubbed them on his shirt, and popped them in his mouth.

As my dad told me this story, I could see where it was going, but I still listened in horrified fascination.
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