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Two men and one woman

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Two men and one woman from the following nationalities were stranded on a chain of beautiful islands. This is what occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/restaurant/laundry, and have got the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her far better than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems.

(Stolen from The Times)
post #2 of 5
LOL, very funny and true.
post #3 of 5
And the Canadians wouldn't get stuck on the island in the 1st place! LOL
post #4 of 5
ROFLMAO!! Hee hee ha ha ha
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love it love it love it!!

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