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post #1 of 24
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So I bought the boys glow sticks on sale at the Dollar Store today for $.50. They were in thier bedroom playing with them in the dark. So one of the genuis' decide they should put the glow sticks on the floor and jump on them. I was outside while they were doing this talking to my mom. I thought they were in bed.
Deacon comes running outside screaming his head off holding his right eye with red stuff all over him. I thought the worst and hung up with mom, rushed him to the bathroom. Apparently when they jumped on it, it squirted in his eye. It's non-toxic but still burns. While I'm flushing his eye out Justice decides he's gonna turn the light out to see Deacon's eye glow... IT DID! Deacon seen it and was half laughing and crying at the same time. After I get it all out of his eye I went to get the glow sticks and throw them away. Thier room is glowing! It looks like some kind of club in there and of course, they love it. While I was cleaning up the floor in the bedroom they dug the sticks out of the trash and squirt them all over my front porch (you'd think they would have learned the first time ) so my porch is glowing red and blue right now. I wish I could get a pic of it but my batteries are dead.
Here's the funniest part.
They go into Dh and my bedroom (very quietly I might add) stand on the bed above DH's head and yell "LOOOOK!"
Dh wakes up and says "WHAT THE H*## IS THAT?!'" Thier hands were glowing and all he could see were 4 floating hands in front of his face The kids bust out laughing and run like heck to the bathroom to wash thier hands. I thought Reggie was gonna have a heart attack! He says "I thought I was being attacked by aliens or something!"

Ahhh, the joys of children!
post #2 of 24
Boys are so fun. I have 3 nephews they come up with some very interesting games. Thats really neat that his eye was glowing.
post #3 of 24
That is hysterical!!! Your boys sound like a handfull! I bet there's never a dull moment at your home - how old are they? I bet they would LOVE to hang out with my two nephews!!! That sounds like something they would do too - lol could you imagine 4 of them!!!
post #4 of 24
omg that is so funny!
post #5 of 24
Thanks, I needed that! (Though I'm sure you didn't at the time )
post #6 of 24
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Originally Posted by CatlessGoatMan View Post
Boys are so fun. I have 3 nephews they come up with some very interesting games. Thats really neat that his eye was glowing.
It was pretty cool!
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Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR View Post
That is hysterical!!! Your boys sound like a handfull! I bet there's never a dull moment at your home - how old are they? I bet they would LOVE to hang out with my two nephews!!! That sounds like something they would do too - lol could you imagine 4 of them!!!
Deacon will be 5 on the 21st and Justice will be 9 Dec 6th.

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Thanks, I needed that! (Though I'm sure you didn't at the time )
It's funny now but it wasn't at the time. It cracks me up. It's never dull around here.
post #7 of 24
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post
So I bought the boys glow sticks on sale at the Dollar Store today for $.50. They were in thier bedroom playing with them in the dark. So one of the genuis' decide they should put the glow sticks on the floor and jump on them. I was outside while they were doing this talking to my mom. I thought they were in bed.
Deacon comes running outside screaming his head off holding his right eye with red stuff all over him. I thought the worst and hung up with mom, rushed him to the bathroom. Apparently when they jumped on it, it squirted in his eye. It's non-toxic but still burns. While I'm flushing his eye out Justice decides he's gonna turn the light out to see Deacon's eye glow... IT DID! Deacon seen it and was half laughing and crying at the same time. After I get it all out of his eye I went to get the glow sticks and throw them away. Thier room is glowing! It looks like some kind of club in there and of course, they love it. While I was cleaning up the floor in the bedroom they dug the sticks out of the trash and squirt them all over my front porch (you'd think they would have learned the first time ) so my porch is glowing red and blue right now. I wish I could get a pic of it but my batteries are dead.
Here's the funniest part.
They go into Dh and my bedroom (very quietly I might add) stand on the bed above DH's head and yell "LOOOOK!"
Dh wakes up and says "WHAT THE H*## IS THAT?!'" Thier hands were glowing and all he could see were 4 floating hands in front of his face The kids bust out laughing and run like heck to the bathroom to wash thier hands. I thought Reggie was gonna have a heart attack! He says "I thought I was being attacked by aliens or something!"

Ahhh, the joys of children!
Whewwww Kinda sounds like F Troop to me Do you ever get any peace I mean like quite like no nuts running around glowing, I am so done I used to be a really good supportive person I don't know what's happend to me, I am allergic to the cats and I think I have been around WAYYYYYYY to many on this site,,,I'm corrupt
post #8 of 24
You definitely have your hands full. My husband is the youngest of 4 boys and I listen to all of the stunts they pulled. It is amazing my MIL still has her sanity.
post #9 of 24
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You definitely have your hands full. My husband is the youngest of 4 boys and I listen to all of the stunts they pulled. It is amazing my MIL still has her sanity.
I think I've lost mine!
post #10 of 24
Oh my - thats funny - you do have your hands full!!
post #11 of 24
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post
I think I've lost mine!
Remind me to fed ex you some good stout egg nog for Christmas
post #12 of 24
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Originally Posted by babyharley View Post
Oh my - thats funny - you do have your hands full!!
I had thoughts that maybe i could be adopted with Reilly? I think I'm becoming allergic to children so I need a new home too
post #13 of 24
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Remind me to fed ex you some good stout egg nog for Christmas
Make sure it has some of that Tennessee White Lightining in it too!
post #14 of 24
No fair, if you're allergic to kids.......I wanna be too
Remember the pink gak on my kitchen ceiling? It's still there and I make sure to point it out to everyone that comes in here.
Shawn would have jumped out of bed from the scare
Poor Reggie!!
Seth is 6,Jordan is almost 9,Devin is 13, and then Amber is 16..............wanna come over for a play date?Maybe with all 6 of ours, we'd get some remodeling done
post #15 of 24
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post
Make sure it has some of that Tennessee White Lightining in it too!
you know it will
post #16 of 24
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Originally Posted by crittermom View Post
No fair, if you're allergic to kids.......I wanna be too
Remember the pink gak on my kitchen ceiling? It's still there and I make sure to point it out to everyone that comes in here.
Shawn would have jumped out of bed from the scare
Poor Reggie!!
Seth is 6,Jordan is almost 9,Devin is 13, and then Amber is 16..............wanna come over for a play date?Maybe with all 6 of ours, we'd get some remodeling done
I'm volunteering my niece and nephews / By the way, i've trained both boys to clean the bathroom / When they lived with us a few months back....Cooper "missed" and was gonna leave it like that : ....well, you better believe as soon as I saw my bathroom, I had him in gloves with papertowels in one hand and cleaner in the other- he cleaned the ENTIRE bathroom (as did Isaac for making fun of Cooper's "toilet gloves" - boys!) ....and I tell you what- that bathroom sparkeled when they were done .....lol, my sister loved my form of "punsihment" soo much that now that they have their own place, she makes the boys detail the bathrooms when they're bad works like a charm- oh yes, and it's amazing how they don't miss their targets anymore now that they're the ones cleaning the bathroom
post #17 of 24
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post
So I bought the boys glow sticks on sale at the Dollar Store today for $.50. They were in thier bedroom playing with them in the dark. So one of the genuis' decide they should put the glow sticks on the floor and jump on them. I was outside while they were doing this talking to my mom. I thought they were in bed.
Deacon comes running outside screaming his head off holding his right eye with red stuff all over him. I thought the worst and hung up with mom, rushed him to the bathroom. Apparently when they jumped on it, it squirted in his eye. It's non-toxic but still burns. While I'm flushing his eye out Justice decides he's gonna turn the light out to see Deacon's eye glow... IT DID! Deacon seen it and was half laughing and crying at the same time. After I get it all out of his eye I went to get the glow sticks and throw them away. Thier room is glowing! It looks like some kind of club in there and of course, they love it. While I was cleaning up the floor in the bedroom they dug the sticks out of the trash and squirt them all over my front porch (you'd think they would have learned the first time ) so my porch is glowing red and blue right now. I wish I could get a pic of it but my batteries are dead.
Here's the funniest part.
They go into Dh and my bedroom (very quietly I might add) stand on the bed above DH's head and yell "LOOOOK!"
Dh wakes up and says "WHAT THE H*## IS THAT?!'" Thier hands were glowing and all he could see were 4 floating hands in front of his face The kids bust out laughing and run like heck to the bathroom to wash thier hands. I thought Reggie was gonna have a heart attack! He says "I thought I was being attacked by aliens or something!"

Ahhh, the joys of children!
Is this what I have to look forward to
post #18 of 24
That is too funny
post #19 of 24
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post
I had thoughts that maybe i could be adopted with Reilly? I think I'm becoming allergic to children so I need a new home too
and guess what Dixie?! They never grow up....
post #20 of 24
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Is this what I have to look forward to

But mine are the troublesome 2!
Awhile back, I bought the kids a suction cup bow and arrow set. Instead of shooting the bow, Justice decided to stick the arrows to his little brother's chest, forehead and belly button........WITH SUPER GLUE! 2 hours of scrubbing and a bottle of nail polish remover later... they came off!
post #21 of 24
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and guess what Dixie?! They never grow up....
Oh, I know. DH is the biggest kid of them all!
post #22 of 24
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post

But mine are the troublesome 2!
Awhile back, I bought the kids a suction cup bow and arrow set. Instead of shooting the bow, Justice decided to stick the arrows to his little brother's chest, forehead and belly button........WITH SUPER GLUE! 2 hours of scrubbing and a bottle of nail polish remover later... they came off!
you know, you could make some good money if you get those things on video and sent it to AFV or something like that I bet they'd love you!
post #23 of 24
I am so thankful for my one little girl right now... (I have these bouts on a regular basis, which can be very good for keeping things in perspective- my husband is the youngest of 3 boys, my dad the oldest of 4- I have a sister- who now has an almost 2 yr old boy- she is beside herself! We kept telling her how easy her girl was- now she believes us! )
post #24 of 24
that seriously was one of the funniest things I have ever read... That cracked me up... My husband probably would had, had a heartattack...

too funny
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