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Mergers ---well?? (funny)

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Thread Starter 
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I

wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers
so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and
Co.will merge and become Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become...Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to
become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
consolidate as FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW!
post #2 of 8
:laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 Those are hilarious!
post #3 of 8
Too funny! :LOL: :LOL:
post #4 of 8
:LOL: Those are funny!!!
post #5 of 8
Good - very good!
post #6 of 8
FedUp sounds about right! LOL!
post #7 of 8
Someone made a joke when I was still employed a few months ago:
Motorola and Enron will form a new company called Moron
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Thread Starter 
That should be on the list!
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