8-Bit... let it be known

That your Meowmy doesn't appreciate you knocking over the glass of red wine that she was using to catch the fruit flies. Then walking through it leaving red wine paw prints all over her white counters. After a long day at work the LAST thing she wants to do is:
A) Call the vet and ask if red wine is toxic to cats
B) Find out that it isn't and that she is adding to the list of weird phone calls she gotten from me.
C) Clean off said counters with bleach because NOTHING ELSE takes red wine out of cheep white counters.

It's been a long day.

But he loves you

Geez, 8 Bit doesn't stop eh?!! I am just imaging little red paw prints everywhere...then I'm sure when Bit noticed you were perturbed, he ran around even more with the wine on his feet...lol

Originally Posted by Trouts mom

Geez, 8 Bit doesn't stop eh?!!

I am just imaging little red paw prints everywhere...then I'm sure when Bit noticed you were perturbed, he ran around even more with the wine on his feet...lol

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No, he doesn't. Ever. Even at three in the moring when I have played with him for two hours before I go to bed. There is just something inside him that makes me think that he's a little crazy.

Originally Posted by lookingglass

No, he doesn't. Ever. Even at three in the moring when I have played with him for two hours before I go to bed. There is just something inside him that makes me think that he's a little crazy.

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ya don't say???

I'm waiting for him to figure out how to put paw prints on the ceiling!!!

Originally Posted by crittermom

I'm waiting for him to figure out how to put paw prints on the ceiling!!!

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That's already been done. I've cleaned them off, but I have no idea how they got there. I often wonder what happens when I'm not home.

LOL!!! He is one SPECIAL kitty

You should install a nanny cam in your house to record what 8-bit and Scratch do to your apartment when you and your hubby are out .

Originally Posted by crittermom

LOL!!! He is one SPECIAL kitty

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Yes I do! You know, I really think that he pulls out a plaid vest, a monocle, and a pipe and reviews books like:
"How do drive you human insane slowly"
"The Art of War"
"DSM V"

Oh, and 8-Bit. DO NOT TRY TO TAKE CHICKEN OUT OF A PAN WHILE YOUR MEOWMY IS COOKING IT. It scars the holy crap out of her, and makes her put you in the bed room while dinner is being cooked. Besides, you've been fed over an hour ago.

Originally Posted by lookingglass

B) Find out that it isn't and that she is adding to the list of weird phone calls she gotten from me.

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I don't think he is going to get trouble maker taken off his permanent record anytime soon.

Ahhh, another crazy antic from 8-Bit. I look forward to these everyday. And we know they are going to happen everyday Sometimes twice.

Originally Posted by goosehazel

Ahhh, another crazy antic from 8-Bit. I look forward to these everyday. And we know they are going to happen everyday

Sometimes twice.

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I pray it's only once a day. He's done quite enough today. I believe he is sleeping off the red wine as I type this.

Now, this begs the question do cats get hangovers?

Originally Posted by lookingglass

I pray it's only once a day. He's done quite enough today. I believe he is sleeping off the red wine as I type this.

Now, this begs the question do cats get hangovers?

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8-bit with a hangover. Now that is a scary thought.

Originally Posted by katachtig

8-bit with a hangover. Now that is a scary thought.

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No he doesn't have a hang over today. I was woken up by "heard of wild horses" this morning. Such is life with the boys.

I don't think kitties get hangovers... my friend had a cat that would drink anything from beer to scotch wiskey and it never seemed to phase him.

I have to say though that 8-Bit has made Wickett look god more than once. Everytime Wickett gets into troubly w/ daddy I tell him an 8-bit story and suddenly Wickett's trouble making doesn't look so bad. So, Wickett says "Thanks 8-bit"

Red wine to catch fruit flies? I must remember that. Oh yeah, I wasn't drinking it honest, I was just um... catching some fruit flies. Yeah that's right. No my lips aren't stained red.

Originally Posted by Epona

Red wine to catch fruit flies? I must remember that. Oh yeah, I wasn't drinking it honest, I was just um... catching some fruit flies. Yeah that's right. No my lips aren't stained red.

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Yep, and it works well too. They fly into the glass and die in the wine. I use the really cheep stuff though, so DH knows when I come home with a bottle of wine that was under $3.00 it's to catch bugs in the house.

I just can't believe that after 8-bit went to all the trouble of decorating your white counters with beautiful red paw prints that you bleached them all out! There are folks out there that pay for paw print decorations on their stuff! Poor 8-Bit - all that work he did and for nothing!