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Things guys think women should know!!

post #1 of 10
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I know I'm in the minority here in this forum, but I have a rebuttal on all the male bashing threads.

BTW, I ask for directions if the Thomas Guide doesn't help me!


1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an ---hole.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for what we were you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. Get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup us. It's just wrong.

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you do.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee acurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".

21. Don't pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.....and
maybe....oh nevermind.

28. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are
post #2 of 10
:tounge2: :tounge2: RMAOTFL!!!!!!

Every one of tyhese is true!!
post #3 of 10
That's great!:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
post #4 of 10
I'll give you #2-28, but the jury is still out on #1.

Excellent thread!
post #5 of 10
:LOL: Those were good!!
post #6 of 10
Those were great - thanks!
post #7 of 10
Excellent!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: EXCEPT...PMS IS AN EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!! and a good one at that.... :laughing2
post #8 of 10
Good ones! (We all need to be taken down a notch or two sometimes...)

Bod - You are right PMS is an excuse - legally. There was a case in England I believe where a woman pleaded not-guilty by reason of temporary insanity because she had PMS (and a history of really horrible PMS verified by her Drs.) when she killed her husband. The plead held up, and was appealed, but she even won her appeal.
post #9 of 10
AHA!! So look out!! ! Actually, I used to go to a homeopath, and she told me some stories of one her patients - a 40ish lady who suffered from really bad PMS - she had taken a sledgehammer to her husbands car about 4 times!!!! I can't imagine what it's like to have it THAT bad.. I mean, I get grumpy, reeal grumpy... but not THAT grumpy!!! :laughing2
post #10 of 10
I guess he was lucky it was just his car she took the sledgehammer to!! :laughing:
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