Non-cat people don't understand how a cat who sneezes IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!
When we tell a story about how Snazz pushed Missy off the bed, and Missy jumped back up to give Snazz an ass-whuppin', non-cat people are supposed to stay quiet and wait till we finish, and for the love of Zeus, LOOK INTERESTED, lol
Non-cat people don't understand how, when visiting a cat person, when suddenly sounds of banging and smashing starts up, how the the owner can look so calm. "Oh that? Yeah, that's just Mr Snickerson. I forgot to add a pinch of cheddar to his food last night and now he's displaying misplaced aggression and frustration. Don't worry. If you come across him when you leave, though, don't tell him it was me who invited you into the house. The consequences could be dire. More coffee?"