Classes for Men

adymarie

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CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS - SIGN-UP BY JUNE 25TH.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.

TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS: STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.

TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? :ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.

TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?: GROUP PRACTICE.

TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR: PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.

TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?:EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.

TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER: HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.

TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING: OPEN FORUM.

TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH:GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.

TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST: REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.

TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?: DRIVING SIMULATION.

TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE: ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.

TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION: RELAXATION. EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE: CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS
 

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OMG! I laughed myself stupid on those!

I can apply pretty well most of them to my 'him indoors'.

I'm going to send it to him now with relevant items highlighted in read!
 

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Those were good!!! I think my hubby needs #4, #5 and #11!! :LOL:

Oh heck, who am I kidding, he needs them ALL!!! :laughing:
 

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I just signed my hubby up for the "loss of identity - Remote control" one, the "toilet paper" one, the "ask for directions one" and also, the "look for things in the right place one" :LOL: :LOL: (WHY do they ALWAYS ask first, before even looking where something usually is?!?!?!!?)
 

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I'll tell you why Bod - because it's never in the place it should be as they didn't replace the item there but left it somewhere else instead!

HeHe.
 

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I have already passed these topics, except these two:

TOPIC 10 - There are not any parallel spaces around us, so thats not been tested, yet.

TOPIC 12 - I am retaking this topic for the third time. I am not good at shopping.
 
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