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"That's not my head you're petting, Meowmy..."

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The other day I reached down beside me to pet Aristotle, who was curled up on a stack on papers on the floor. (Part of my filing system. )

Instead of his head, I felt something softer that was nowhere near the head. Yes, I was petting the area near his "willie". I stopped before anything could happen.
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"I stopped before anything could happen"!!!
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And you wonder why he loves you so much?
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GET A ROOM!!!!!
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GET A ROOM!!!!!
post #7 of 24
That is too funny!!
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how did I know this thread was going to go in the gutter?

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GET A ROOM!!!!!
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Originally Posted by pushylady View Post

"I stopped before anything could happen"!!!
Oh, Oh,...My!!!!!!...........Oh Jannie!....
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Originally Posted by rosiemac View Post
GET A ROOM!!!!!
Tha´ts better!!!!.....
post #12 of 24
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Originally Posted by rosiemac View Post
GET A ROOM!!!!!


(I had a similar embarassing experience with Louie, only I was petting his head, he was just enjoying it a little too much, if you know what I mean...)
post #13 of 24
That is hilarious
post #14 of 24
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(I had a similar embarassing experience with Louie, only I was petting his head, he was just enjoying it a little too much, if you know what I mean...)
Yeah, your post reminded me of this incident.
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how did I know this thread was going to go in the gutter?



What do you mean "going into the gutter"? It started there!
post #16 of 24
Ahhhhh what do you think was going to happen
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LMAO, your story reminds me of a little foster kitty I had about 2 years ago. Basically any intense petting session (HEAVY PETTING, if you will, ROTFL!!!), would sexually excite poor Chester...This was all resolved after he was fixed, thank god! It was rather embarassing when friends would come over and pet this overly affectionate kitty!
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Originally Posted by rosiemac View Post
GET A ROOM!!!!!

I didn't expect to see this

Susan!!!!...Really? Do you have to?
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Originally Posted by rosiemac View Post
GET A ROOM!!!!!
would that be the alll night room or half the night room?

Not that i would know anything about hotels renting rooms for half the night.
post #20 of 24
It's still a head somehow...


I woke up a few times last night with a weird weight on my face. I looked up and every time, Typhus had sprawled out on her back with her little kitty nethers in my eye and gone to sleep purring. :S
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It's still a head somehow...


I woke up a few times last night with a weird weight on my face. I looked up and every time, Typhus had sprawled out on her back with her little kitty nethers in my eye and gone to sleep purring. :S
Funneeee!

Yeah, had a few experiences like that myself. Open my eyes from a sound sleep and there is a kitty butt in my face.
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Lol, You're a kitty molestor! that is hilarious!!!
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Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
Yeah, your post reminded me of this incident.
I felt like Pervy McPerv! I think I even screamed out loud! I was so freaked out, and I told my husband, and now he makes fun of me he'll say "Louie looooooooveeesssss Mommmmmmy! " in a very condescending tone.

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Originally Posted by GirlSetsFiyah View Post
LMAO, your story reminds me of a little foster kitty I had about 2 years ago. Basically any intense petting session (HEAVY PETTING, if you will, ROTFL!!!), would sexually excite poor Chester...This was all resolved after he was fixed, thank god! It was rather embarassing when friends would come over and pet this overly affectionate kitty!
Thank you for this info! And thank GOD it will all be over on Nov 4th when Louie loses his "nuts".... (that was for you Susie!!! )
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