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post #1 of 29
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How does a 45 year old grown man lose his keys every night??? I swear I spend 5 out of 7 mornings every week looking for something for Jerry, usually his keys. Plus he always has the you know what's to say that I must have moved them! Yesterday morning it was his left shoe. I mean come on, take your shoes off in the same place everyday and we won't have this problem, right? Am I right?????
post #2 of 29
Yep you are right!! Lee never loses his truck keys but the trailer keys for his go kart stuff! Ugh! Every saturday he calls me looking for htem. I don't know where they are. No they are not in my purse why would they be in my purse? Its a guy thing I think!!
post #3 of 29
Well i have that problem!
I lose MY Keys, and wonder why my shoes are scattered around the room!
I swear its not me!
its the kitties!! *points finger*
post #4 of 29
Pssst!! It's the GNOMES!!!!

Susie, you should start clipping them to him - you know - like mommies do with their kids mittens?
post #5 of 29
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Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
Pssst!! It's the GNOMES!!!!

Susie, you should start clipping them to him - you know - like mommies do with their kids mittens?
post #6 of 29
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
How does a 45 year old grown man lose his keys every night???
I to know the bottom of the problem..........

The problem are you Susie,!.....Poor Jerry is fall in love by you, .....
that´s why he lose his keys the man!................
post #7 of 29
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I to know the bottom of the problem..........

The problem are you Susie,!.....Poor Jerry is fall in love by you, .....
that´s why he lose his keys the man!................
Thanks Amigo!
post #8 of 29
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Originally Posted by CoolCat View Post
I to know the bottom of the problem..........

The problem are you Susie,!.....Poor Jerry is fall in love by you, .....
that´s why he lose his keys the man!................
Yes, he is entranced by your beauty and knowledge of nuts.
post #9 of 29
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Originally Posted by katachtig View Post
Yes, he is entranced by your beauty and knowledge of nuts.
post #10 of 29
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
couldn't resist.
post #11 of 29
*LOL* Get one of those key finder things and attach it to his keys that way they will be easily located.

Here is a link to one they sell at Walmart.

http://www.walgreens.com/store/produ...ec=frgl_825578
post #12 of 29
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
How does a 45 year old grown man lose his keys every night??? I swear I spend 5 out of 7 mornings every week looking for something for Jerry, usually his keys. Plus he always has the you know what's to say that I must have moved them! Yesterday morning it was his left shoe. I mean come on, take your shoes off in the same place everyday and we won't have this problem, right? Am I right?????
that would sooo take the fun out of the morning where is my stuff search.
post #13 of 29
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Originally Posted by katachtig View Post
Yes, he is entranced by your beauty and knowledge of nuts.
........yup!....she knows too!
post #14 of 29
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
How does a 45 year old grown man lose his keys every night??? I swear I spend 5 out of 7 mornings every week looking for something for Jerry, usually his keys. Plus he always has the you know what's to say that I must have moved them! Yesterday morning it was his left shoe. I mean come on, take your shoes off in the same place everyday and we won't have this problem, right? Am I right?????
Oh no Susie not mine he knows where all his stuff is He's sneaky though I'll find him looking in the drawer and I'll say what are you looking for? and he'll ALWAY'S says Nothing And as far as the moving shoes nope but I guarntee you when you go to put them on Dunkin has left you a ball or 2 in them, anyone that comes here finds them
post #15 of 29
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Originally Posted by halfpint View Post
Oh no Susie not mine he knows where all his stuff is He's sneaky though I'll find him looking in the drawer and I'll say what are you looking for? and he'll ALWAY'S says Nothing And as far as the moving shoes nope but I guarntee you when you go to put them on Dunkin has left you a ball or 2 in them, anyone that comes here finds them
Does Dunkin stuff them into the toe so you don't see it until you try the shoe on? One of ours does that and I can't figure out who.
post #16 of 29
No fan of Roseanne Barr but, one of her old comedy bits was that men seem to think that a uterus is a homing device, making us able to find anything.
post #17 of 29
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Originally Posted by CoolCat View Post
I to know the bottom of the problem..........

The problem are you Susie,!.....Poor Jerry is fall in love by you, .....
that´s why he lose his keys the man!................
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Originally Posted by katachtig View Post
Yes, he is entranced by your beauty and knowledge of nuts.
too funny!!!
post #18 of 29
My husband found this quote and sent it to me:

I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

It's true too! For some reason whenever anything is lost in the apartment he asks me where it is, and 9 times out of 10 I know where it is.
post #19 of 29
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Originally Posted by lookingglass View Post
My husband found this quote and sent it to me:

I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

It's true too! For some reason whenever anything is lost in the apartment he asks me where it is, and 9 times out of 10 I know where it is.
That is one of the truest sayings there is, My mother knew right from a needle and thread to a bobby pin (Do they still use those) And I do to
post #20 of 29
Thread Starter 
I think it's because we clean, organize and straighten up TONS more than men do! So, we know where most things are!
post #21 of 29
Typical conversation with my husband:

Him: Where is ______________?

Me: Where you left it?

Him: Very funny - where is it?

Me: look ____________.

I just know how he thinks so I can guess and am usually right.
post #22 of 29
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Originally Posted by katachtig View Post
Does Dunkin stuff them into the toe so you don't see it until you try the shoe on? One of ours does that and I can't figure out who.
Well it's hard to say I guess most of the time they are at the toe, but I know for sure it's him because he's alway's walking around with them in his mouth, I think he does it if he likes you And to tell you how much he likes you there may be 1 in each shoe He even put one on my Grandaughters flip flop
post #23 of 29
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Originally Posted by katachtig View Post
Typical conversation with my husband:

Him: Where is ______________?

Me: Where you left it?

Him: Very funny - where is it?

Me: look ____________.

I just know how he thinks so I can guess and am usually right.
That's it, My hubby will say did you see my 49ers hat?
Noooo I put it back after I wore it
Or have you seen my hearing aid? and I just mouth the word no so he can't hear me, not really and he'll go what?
post #24 of 29
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
I think it's because we clean, organize and straighten up TONS more than men do! So, we know where most things are!
We have lived in this house sense the day it was built Susie 6 years he still doesn't know where anything is in the kitchen of all places, he couldn't possibly set the table or get silverwear If he is looking for something I alway's ask him what are you looking for? he'll go nothin I just wanna go comeon were you checking to see if the drawer was what clean, He spent 22 yrs in the navy and he's a very organized person but still can't find the bread..
post #25 of 29
Scot always loses his keys and wallet! I'm forever telling him to pick a place and put them in the same place all the time so he can find them. But he says he can't. I don't understand why he can't! He just doens't want to!
post #26 of 29
Men are men!! They loose things if they aren't attached or we haven't drawn out a map of where their stuff it.
I like getting the blame that the kids or I have moved his stuff!!And then,I tell him where "it" is and he still can't find it.So, Seth (6 years old) goes right to it and says "Daddy, you didn't look very hard it was right there".
post #27 of 29
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Originally Posted by halfpint View Post
We have lived in this house sense the day it was built Susie 6 years he still doesn't know where anything is in the kitchen of all places, he couldn't possibly set the table or get silverwear If he is looking for something I alway's ask him what are you looking for? he'll go nothin I just wanna go comeon were you checking to see if the drawer was what clean, He spent 22 yrs in the navy and he's a very organized person but still can't find the bread..
post #28 of 29
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Originally Posted by halfpint View Post
Or have you seen my hearing aid? and I just mouth the word no so he can't hear me, not really and he'll go what?
Now that'sgood!
post #29 of 29
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256 View Post
Now that'sgood!
Oh when he really makes me mad I whisper to him ( I'm so bad) he gets this look on his face like It's a stupied look really And get this when he's watching tv for like an hour I go upstairs and ask him what are you watching I donno, and if I ask what did he say he says I donno you have been watchng this for an hour You know that commerical " Can ya hear me now" I am a jerk just for fun sometimes, Poor hubby Got ta lovem though
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