Wedding Day Advice

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On our wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on." So, she did and said, "these are to big. I can't wear them." So I replied, "exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will. Ever since that night we've never had any problems".
'Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks over his father's advice for several days.

Then, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these on."
So she does and says, "These are too large, Jack. They don't fit me."
Jack says, "Exactly right. I wear the pants in this family, and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
After that comment, Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says "Here you go try on mine."
So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

Lmao, good one

ROFL, good joke!! :tounge2: :tounge2: :tounge2:

That was a good one!!!!!!! :LOL: :laughing:

I've sent that to a couple of mates who are getting married soon.

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HOW TRUE!

I'm wondering : what happens if both have the same size ?????
(we do !!)

http://community.webshots.com/user/sydneybilliepets

Originally posted by Sydney the kid - I'm wondering : what happens if both have the same size ????? (we do !!)

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*** REVISED FOR Sydney the Kid ***


Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On our wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my SHOES and handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on." So, she did and said, "these are to big. I can't wear them." So I replied, "exactly. I wear the SHOES in this family and always will. Ever since that night we've never had any problems".
'Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks over his father's advice for several days.

Then, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his SHOES and says to Jill, "Here, try these on."

So she does and says, "These are too large, Jack. They don't fit me."
Jack says, "Exactly right. I wear the SHOES in this family, and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

After that comment, Jill takes off her SHOES and hands them to Jack and says "Here you go try on mine."
So he does and says, "I can't get it off."

Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

lol

ROFL :laughing:

very funny!