For all the men out there.....

lillekat

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We have finally recognised what we're doing wrong.....


If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
 

crittermom

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LMAO!!! I am NOT a man,but those are just about right on target!!
 

starryeyedtiger

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humm, I don't agree with all of those..I think there's a good balance without having to go to eithor extreme in most cases.
 

crittermom

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Some women do go to that extreme is what I meant by my comment.
 

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Yep that is about right.
and people wonder why i gave up dating American women.
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98

Yep that is about right.
and people wonder why i gave up dating American women.
oh yea, i remember, i was not living in america for several year, so there was none to date.
 

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Sounds like a very specific type of woman. Most likely american, sheltered and easily manipulated by media and stereotypes. I think I like lonely but independant women for that reason, they do their own thing. If you leave them alone, that's the norm for them, but they seem to accept any sort attention gladly. A little quiet though, but that's not a bad thing. Problem is they're hard to find, or are good at hiding... sorta like a cat huh?
 

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Originally Posted by LilleKat

For all the men out there.....
-the ubiquitious set of doors some of us have been through... "damned if you do" and "damed if you don't"
 
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