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post #1 of 16
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in
"Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dang erous statements that a woman can make to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!


( I can honestly say that I am guilty of a few of these )
post #2 of 16
HA! I am soooo printing these off to hang on the fridge... Chad will think they're funny since I do a few of them all the time Maybe now he'll finally understand me!
post #3 of 16
post #4 of 16
All of those are so me!! All though Lee will tell you that I use whatever a lot and what it stands for when we have big fights!
post #5 of 16
hahaha those are soooo true!
post #6 of 16
those are great! Whatever is my favorite swear word
post #7 of 16
Guilty!! I think those will be hanging on my fridge too!!
post #8 of 16
Wow! That me!
post #9 of 16
Yup, thats me, all of 'em
post #10 of 16
That is so true!
This is why i always get offended when people say "whatever" to me
post #11 of 16
After today, I seriously need to print that off and post it to the refridgerator for Colin to see! lol

you should also add this one!

*everything's alright*- a term used by women that men should interpert as meaning - no, everything is not alright, i'm eithor:upset, angry, sad,....,figure it out! ask me what is wrong and buy me chocolate"
post #12 of 16
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Originally Posted by SarahBeez View Post
HA! I am soooo printing these off to hang on the fridge... Chad will think they're funny since I do a few of them all the time Maybe now he'll finally understand me!
Yeah, me too. I started using "fine" as a small child to my extremely disfunctional family (the adults). It drove them nuts, but gave me loads of satisfaction.
post #13 of 16
I can so relate to that!
post #14 of 16
See, "Fine" is the word I use to mean "No, I'm not fine, but I don't want to talk about it right now." No wonder men get so confused!
post #15 of 16
Man, Erik knows the meaning of all of those!
post #16 of 16
Oh I use allll of thoes! Don't know if I should let DH read thoes or not!
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