Top 10 Things About Us That Make Cats Laugh

1 - Our astonishing lack of hair.

2 - The way we harbor the illusion of standing even the smallest chance of winning a staring contest against them. (Hint: Cats blink only because they feel sorry for us.)

3 - Our ability to pass through a sunbeam without dropping unconscious to the floor.

4 - That we appear not to consider a live mouse the finest form of in-home entertainment.

5 - The way we fold clothes warm from the dryer instead of diving headfirst into them.

6 - The time we spend working to remove the glorious trail of cat hair from around the house when they know they can replace it all in six-point-four seconds.

7 - That we think those decapitated rodents left on the back porch are presents for us.

8 - That we ignore the primary uses of the computer and TV, both of which, are for napping.

9 - That we choose not to walk around on the countertops, which is where all the best views are to be had - not to mention - treats.

10 - Our never-ending devotion and eternal servitude to them. (Actually, cats don't so much laugh at this last one as they encourage it.)

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I guess no one else found these as funny as I did?!

Originally Posted by SophieC

I guess no one else found these as funny as I did?!

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Just saw this Sophie.............I did!

Those are great!

But I have to tell you, right now I think I would join them in the sunbeam department...

Thanks for the giggles! (Though the diving headfirst into the warm laundry got out loud laughs!)

mine are suckers for the laundry, and Lucky is the TV girl....it's the best seat in the house, she can spy on the neighbors, see the sidewalk, watch for Mommy & Daddy pulling up and have enough time to stretch & jump down and be perfectly standing next to the door!

And Louie can always be found laying on my black clothes....and funny how only his silver hairs shed on my black clothes?!?!?! On purpose???? hmmmmm.

LMAO I like the laundry one too and the sunbeam one they are all pretty acurate on the kitty humor

Prego loves to lay on the laundry too, but it doesn't even have to be warm or clean. Our dirty clothes are in laundry baskets in the closet and he loves to go lay in the baskets. I'm not sure why, but I think it's because the clothes smell like us.

Very cute - and true.