1 - Our astonishing lack of hair.
2 - The way we harbor the illusion of standing even the smallest chance of winning a staring contest against them. (Hint: Cats blink only because they feel sorry for us.)
3 - Our ability to pass through a sunbeam without dropping unconscious to the floor.
4 - That we appear not to consider a live mouse the finest form of in-home entertainment.
5 - The way we fold clothes warm from the dryer instead of diving headfirst into them.
6 - The time we spend working to remove the glorious trail of cat hair from around the house when they know they can replace it all in six-point-four seconds.
7 - That we think those decapitated rodents left on the back porch are presents for us.
8 - That we ignore the primary uses of the computer and TV, both of which, are for napping.
9 - That we choose not to walk around on the countertops, which is where all the best views are to be had - not to mention - treats.
10 - Our never-ending devotion and eternal servitude to them. (Actually, cats don't so much laugh at this last one as they encourage it.)
2 - The way we harbor the illusion of standing even the smallest chance of winning a staring contest against them. (Hint: Cats blink only because they feel sorry for us.)
3 - Our ability to pass through a sunbeam without dropping unconscious to the floor.
4 - That we appear not to consider a live mouse the finest form of in-home entertainment.
5 - The way we fold clothes warm from the dryer instead of diving headfirst into them.
6 - The time we spend working to remove the glorious trail of cat hair from around the house when they know they can replace it all in six-point-four seconds.
7 - That we think those decapitated rodents left on the back porch are presents for us.
8 - That we ignore the primary uses of the computer and TV, both of which, are for napping.
9 - That we choose not to walk around on the countertops, which is where all the best views are to be had - not to mention - treats.
10 - Our never-ending devotion and eternal servitude to them. (Actually, cats don't so much laugh at this last one as they encourage it.)